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Moscow Mule replied

19 March 2008, 17:41
Originally posted by Diver View Post

RAOFLMAO

Don't hurt your arm...
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Diver replied

19 March 2008, 17:36
Originally posted by King Cnvt View Post

Is it where a | gives a . a bit of bum action?

RAOFLMAO
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King Cnvt replied

19 March 2008, 17:34
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Do you know what /. is?

Is it where a | gives a . a bit of bum action?
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Diver replied

19 March 2008, 17:34
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Probably trying to google it

Last edited by Diver; 19 March 2008, 23:31. Reason: idiocy
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Churchill replied

19 March 2008, 17:32
Originally posted by Diver View Post

Obviously not; as he hasn't answered.
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Diver replied

19 March 2008, 17:01
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Do you know what /. is?

Obviously not; as he hasn't answered.
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Churchill replied

19 March 2008, 16:49
Originally posted by HRH View Post

Thats more like it!

Do you know what /. is?
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HRH replied

19 March 2008, 16:46
Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post

Get back to /. & popbitch where you belong.

Thats more like it!
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Diver replied

19 March 2008, 16:36
Name: Diver
Age: 51 ish
Career: several
Qualifications: I haven't got all day you know!
Lives: Surprisingly, yes!
He says: Will Somebody please dial 99 ferkin 9. (and apply pressure here)
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Moscow Mule replied

19 March 2008, 16:23
Originally posted by HRH;

"hater"

"worst-retort-ever"

Get back to /. & popbitch where you belong.
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HRH replied

19 March 2008, 15:55
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

Poor HRH. Not the sharpest tool in the box, are ye? Never mind, you'll discover that soon enough

Oh come on, it was a poor retort, don't defend the indefensible
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Lucy replied

19 March 2008, 15:52
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

Poor HRH. Not the sharpest tool in the box, are ye? Never mind, you'll discover that soon enough

He's a newb. He'll learn not to mess with you sas.
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sasguru replied

19 March 2008, 15:37
Poor HRH. Not the sharpest tool in the box, are ye? Never mind, you'll discover that soon enough
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HRH replied

19 March 2008, 15:34
Originally posted by Lucy View Post

Better at crying?

Worst-Retort-Ever.

Well done sweetheart.
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Chantho replied

19 March 2008, 15:24
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

Name: ??????
Age: ?????????
Career: ?????????
Qualifications: ???????
Lives: ???????????
He/She says: "???????????????."

Best one wins a virtual pint.

Name: Chantho
Age: Conversion from Malmooth time to Earth years not known
Career: Apprentice to the Master (formerly Prof. Yana) for 17 years so already experienced in apprenticing
Qualifications: Too many to mention, from the Insectitute of Malcassairo
Lives: Exiled from Malcassairo
She says: "chan" and "tho" mostly
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