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Previously on "Couple wear dead dog jumpers"

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  • Diver
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    Apparently BrowneIssue has a considerable accumulation of dog hair if anybody is interested. Buyer collects

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  • daviejones
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    Wierdos...

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  • PAH
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    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
    All you would need to do is comb them when they are alive and collect their fur.

    Reminds me of a Hale & Pace sketch (I think it was them) where Hale has a jumper made out of various things from around the home. Pace starts stroking it and gets told off because he's touching a patch of Hale's wife's pubic hair.

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  • Lucy
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    My squirrels don't like to be used.
    Did you ask them?

    You never know they might be in need of a little 'using'???

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by Lucy View Post
    You could try eating them.

    That's what they do in New Zealand. (with possums, similiar?)
    In New Zealand you can find lots of things made out of possum.

    I'm surprised we don't do similar things here with our excess wildlife.

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
    Why? All you would need to do is comb them when they are alive and collect their fur.
    My squirrels don't like to be used.

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  • Lucy
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    I would not do that to them.
    You could try eating them.

    That's what they do in New Zealand. (with possums, similiar?)

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    I would not do that to them.
    Why? All you would need to do is comb them when they are alive and collect their fur.

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tyne/7304452.stm

    Now we know what AtW can do with all those dead squirrel friends he has.
    I would not do that to them.

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  • Lucy
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    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    Wonder if he's started sniffing his wife's bum yet?
    Or wanted to go 'dogging'

    boom boom!

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  • Marina
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    God, their coats must stink in the rain. But they won't stay wet for long, once the couple get indoors and twist their bodies rapidly back and forth to fling off all the water.

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  • Bagpuss
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    Wonder if he's started sniffing his wife's bum yet?

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  • threaded
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    Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View Post
    I couldn't believe it myself at first, but this couple don't wear the skins of their dead dogs.

    The jumpers are made from the fur of the animals that is shed occasionally.
    And I have a jumper made of alpaca or vicuna packed away somewhere. A girly who was all right on with this green sustainable be nice to fluffy creatures gave it to me, apparently the wool was collected by combing them, not shaving them and then leaving them to freeze in the cold outside.

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  • realityhack
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    Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View Post
    The jumpers are made from the fur of the animals that is shed occasionally.
    Aye - collected from carpets and brushes, apparently.
    Makes you wonder what the state of their carpets was like. Did they ever vacuum?

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  • KathyWoolfe
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    Originally posted by threaded View Post
    I know several ladies that have coats made from the skins of dead chinchillas and stoats etc..

    I couldn't believe it myself at first, but this couple don't wear the skins of their dead dogs.

    The jumpers are made from the fur of the animals that is shed occasionally.

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