Horizon... I've missed a great Plan B...

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AtW replied

19 March 2008, 14:14
Originally posted by zeitghost

I thought we might start with grey squirrels.
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AtW replied

19 March 2008, 13:36
Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

Last time I checked I wasn't an asylum" seeker, "economic" migrant, Chav or Pikie.

True that, but do you really think those nerds with chloroform won't be at first drugging pretty women?
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miffy replied

19 March 2008, 13:35
Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

No no get with the program.

You are suppose to wait until they have the drugged people in the van and then call the cops.

By the time the filth realise whats going on, they'll all be crated up on an aeroplace.

Failing that, we'll just turn them all into kebabs or pedigree chum
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SueEllen replied

19 March 2008, 13:34
Originally posted by AtW View Post

And what if it was you who got drugged?

Last time I checked I wasn't an asylum" seeker, "economic" migrant, Chav or Pikie.
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threaded replied

19 March 2008, 13:33
Originally posted by AtW View Post

And what if it was you who got drugged?

Then your whole life won't have been a waste.
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AtW replied

19 March 2008, 13:33
Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

You are suppose to wait until they have the drugged people in the van and then call the cops.

And what if it was you who got drugged?
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SueEllen replied

19 March 2008, 13:32
Originally posted by AtW View Post

And I'll wait for couple more of you to join this conspiracy and then call the cops...

No no get with the program.

You are suppose to wait until they have the drugged people in the van and then call the cops.
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AtW replied

19 March 2008, 13:30
Originally posted by miffy View Post

I'll get us a big van.

And I'll wait for couple more of you to join this conspiracy and then call the cops...
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miffy replied

19 March 2008, 13:25
Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post

Now there's a thought. I'll get some chloroform...

I'll get us a big van. Actually, socky can scam us a couple of refridgerated arctics (like Faceman does in the A-Team).

I'm sure that will be on the Virginmedia catch up TV so I'll watch it tonight.
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DiscoStu replied

19 March 2008, 09:35
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

If we add up all the "asylum" seekers, "economic" migrants, Chavs, and Pikies and multiply each by $60K, is it enough to settle the UK budget deficit?

Now there's a thought. I'll get some chloroform...
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DimPrawn replied

19 March 2008, 09:32
If we add up all the "asylum" seekers, "economic" migrants, Chavs, and Pikies and multiply each by $60K, is it enough to settle the UK budget deficit?
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zeitghost started a topic Horizon... I've missed a great Plan B...

19 March 2008, 09:28
Horizon... I've missed a great Plan B...

Horizon last night was all about body snatchers...

A hu-man body is worth $60k in bits & pieces...

I've obviously missed an opportunity here....
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