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Churchill replied

18 March 2008, 16:27
Originally posted by realityhack View Post

Mum Cruncher

Your Nan!
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realityhack replied

18 March 2008, 16:26
Originally posted by Jog On View Post

Besluberring Biscuit-Brained Crumb Muncher!

Mum Cruncher
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Jog On replied

18 March 2008, 16:26
Originally posted by realityhack View Post

Dithering dangly doggie-biscuit borrowing bungler?

Besluberring Biscuit-Brained Crumb Muncher!
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realityhack replied

18 March 2008, 16:21
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

You work for the Sun and I claim my £5!!!

Dithering dangly doggie-biscuit borrowing bungler?

Edit: or perhaps...

Big Bad Soggy Doggy Biscuit Bothering Moggy?

Hmm... I think this has run it's course...

Last edited by realityhack; 18 March 2008, 16:26.
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Churchill replied

18 March 2008, 16:15
Originally posted by realityhack View Post

Dithering biscuit bungler?

You work for the Sun and I claim my £5!!!
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Jog On replied

18 March 2008, 16:15
Originally posted by realityhack View Post

Dithering biscuit bungler?

That wouldn't be out of place in the Facebook Shakespearian insult generator
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realityhack replied

18 March 2008, 16:10
Originally posted by Jog On View Post

What would that be?

Biscuit Ignorant?

Biscuitally challenged?

Buiscuit unaware?

Dithering biscuit bungler?
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Jog On replied

18 March 2008, 16:09
Originally posted by realityhack View Post

For some reason, I found this hilarious. Maybe this should form part of the 'insults' thread?

What would that be?

Biscuit Ignorant?

Biscuitally challenged?

Buiscuit unaware?
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realityhack replied

18 March 2008, 16:06
Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

He's clearly a guy who doesn't know his biscuits.

For some reason, I found this hilarious. Maybe this should form part of the 'insults' thread?
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Jog On replied

18 March 2008, 16:05
Originally posted by G8_Summit View Post

I'm all for multi-snackism, but Kitkats firmly belong with other chocolate bar favorites such as Penguin and Breakaway.
You only have to look where they keep them in Tescos - there's the biscuit aisle and the chocolate bar aisle - where do you find Kitkats ?? Exactly.

That is a very good point
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G8_Summit replied

18 March 2008, 16:03
I'm all for multi-snackism, but Kitkats firmly belong with other chocolate bar favorites such as Penguin and Breakaway.
You only have to look where they keep them in Tescos - there's the biscuit aisle and the chocolate bar aisle - where do you find Kitkats ?? Exactly.
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snaw replied

18 March 2008, 15:58
Originally posted by G8_Summit View Post

Individual wrapper is a 100% pointer towards being inside chocolate bar territory - sorry.

Say's you.

If you have it with your afternoon tea/coffee then it's a biscuit in my book.

Stop this blatant stigmatisation and exclusion of Kitkat's (And their brothers/sisters - solidarity) from the biscuit fraternity now!
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G8_Summit replied

18 March 2008, 15:55
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Erm, yes.

Individual wrapper is a 100% pointer towards being inside chocolate bar territory - sorry.
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cailin maith replied

18 March 2008, 15:53
Originally posted by Jog On View Post

I didn't know you went to Eton?

Not sure that place would match up to my convent education
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Churchill replied

18 March 2008, 15:53
Originally posted by G8_Summit View Post

Does it have a wrapper ??

Erm, yes.
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