Reply to: Bleached blond hair

[WageSlave]

I've nothing against bleached blondes, with or without dark roots, but what tits me right off (DD cup size) is Ant and Dec style artfully tousled hair. What sort of vain prat spends half an hour carefully rearranging their hair, and oiling it until it's as stiff as porcupine quills, just to try and make it look as if they haven't touched it?

.......oh.............

PS. It's not oil....it's wax

[WGAS]

Gents, don't get too carried away. This is a pic of Sandy on the beach...

I'm just suprised no one's tried to offer her their free boulder holder fitting service

Just to test if she is a laydeeeeee, well there's always the Crocodile Dundee test...

[OwlHoot]

Sandy, may I point you and your ample bosom to this place if it is of any help:

http://www.double-d.com/index2.html

(Warning: shows birds in bras so may not be client safe)

A month or so ago there was a demo in London against breast cancer. Didn't see it myself, but a friend who did said it was surreal seeing a crowd of thousands of women topless except for bras.

I've nothing against bleached blondes, with or without dark roots, but what tits me right off (DD cup size) is Ant and Dec style artfully tousled hair. What sort of vain prat spends half an hour carefully rearranging their hair, and oiling it until it's as stiff as porcupine quills, just to try and make it look as if they haven't touched it?

[Lucifer Box]

Gents, don't get too carried away. This is a pic of Sandy on the beach...

[SandyDown]

What sort?

Actually I lied, am really fond of nude beaches.. especially watching men playing beach ping-pong

[WageSlave]

a swim suit !!

What sort?

[SandyDown]

You still haven't told me what you wear on the beach....third time of asking!

a swim suit !!

[WageSlave]

Yes practically perfect in everyway ... just like Mary Poppins..... shall I start talking to you about how fantastic my kids are ???

You have kids and yet retained your figure...impressive

You still haven't told me what you wear on the beach....third time of asking!

[SandyDown]

The perfect woman!!!

What do you wear on the beach???

Yes practically perfect in everyway ... just like Mary Poppins..... shall I start talking to you about how fantastic my kids are ???

[hyperD]

PS women's bra size also changes before they menstruate...

I didn't realise bras did that. My goodness, I must get out more.

[The Lone Gunman]

all goes to my breasts and I keep the small wate and curvy butt, but when am in shape my bra cup usually is a size D !!

Oh dear, and I had hoped to ba able to wear these underpants for another week.

PS women's bra size also changes before they menstruate...

More info than we needed there I think.....

[WageSlave]

well I have balooned from size 10 to size 12 (my bra size changes from D to a DD), now am in Europe I should go back to my trim size 10, I don't understand it why am in a better shape in Europe. However am lucky because when I put on weight it all goes to my breasts and I keep the small wate and curvy butt, but when am in shape my bra cup usually is a size D !!

The perfect woman!!!

What do you wear on the beach???

[SandyDown]

well I have balooned from size 10 to size 12 (my bra size changes from D to a DD), now am in Europe I should go back to my trim size 10, I don't understand it why am in a better shape in Europe. However am lucky because when I put on weight it all goes to my breasts and I keep the small wate and curvy butt, but when am in shape my bra cup usually is a size D !!

PS women's bra size also changes before they menstruate...

[hyperD]

The fact that she says now DD probably means that she has balloned from a trim 8 stone to a heffing 18 stone

Sandy, may I point you and your ample bosom to this place if it is of any help:

http://www.double-d.com/index2.html

(Warning: shows birds in bras so may not be client safe)

[The Lone Gunman]

I'm ba..........no got to go again!