Reply to: Peg Leg

[Peoplesoft bloke]

..... correcting it on an internet message boards reflects much worse on you than it does the person who made the error.....

Oh I apologise your lord (or ladyship) you are so right, and your use of the term cretin in response certainly marks you out as the intellectual giant you undoubtedly are.

Thank you very much I am greatly humbled by your generous instructions on the correct use of the forum, I will try to live up to your exacting standards in future.

[Hiram King Of Tyre]

A friend of mine is in the Met Police. He told me years ago that when she got her prosthetic leg, she tried to claim the cost for the best available from the Met. After much legal wrangling it turned out that the company that made it gave it to her anyway!

[HRH]

So a cretin is someone who can write proper English? Why are people always so defensive about spelling and grammar? If I spotted an error in an equation or a line of code and corrected it, would I still be branded a cretin?

Correcting this kind of mistake in a work environment is totally acceptable, correcting it on an internet message boards reflects much worse on you than it does the person who made the error.

It shows you up as being inadequate and desperate for attention. Were you bullied as a child? What was your relationship with your father like?

[Churchill]

Is there any truth in the rumour that Paul's Lawyer is suing Heather for £24.5m?

[miffy]

. . . and this one just has to be the finest.

You've gotta love the Sun.

The headline is pure class "Mucca chucksa cuppa water over Macca's lawyer Shacka"

It just gets better...

They say money can't buy you love - but Heather Mill's court outfit proved it can't buy style either.

Mucca learned of her £24.3million payout dressed in what looked like a court jester’s costume.

[Diver]

So a cretin is someone who can write proper English? Why are people always so defensive about spelling and grammar? If I spotted an error in an equation or a line of code and corrected it, would I still be branded a cretin?

In your case! hmm! let me think

[Peoplesoft bloke]

Pedantic

Cretin

So a cretin is someone who can write proper English? Why are people always so defensive about spelling and grammar? If I spotted an error in an equation or a line of code and corrected it, would I still be branded a cretin?

[Churchill]

Dear Ms Mills,

We know who you are, we know what you are. Now, please do us all a favour and **** off!

Churchill.

[ratewhore]

Love this quote from the Times:

Ms Mills, the former model who tunnelled her way into a massive seam of gold

[HRH]

loathe

woman

Pedantic

Cretin

[wobbegong]

You heard right. It was on the Beeb breakfast news. Apparently its on the front page of one of todays rags.

The woman is a parasite.

. . . and this one just has to be the finest.

[Peoplesoft bloke]

Oh how I loath this women. What an awful example of a human being she is. Never has there been a person so out of touch with reality than her, I saw her little rant yesterday and looked on open mouthed as she whinged at her child only getting £35k a year (plus the £24m to her ‘mother’). She then ripped into the judge claiming that Paul’s fortune was 800m not 400m and she should have received a bigger payout. Even the Nigerian online scammers have limits where they think ‘I’ve had a good run, I’ve fleeced a few quid, now its time to leave this guy and find another target’….not old hop a long tho;

Don’t get me wrong, Mc Cartney should have known better than to get involved with this gold digging little schemer, he was warned about her countless times and chose to ignore them.

No doubt there will be ramifications, tales told and sold and old Peg Leg playing the sympathy card to anyone who will listen, am I alone in wishing she’d just disappear with here fortune to some desert island and never return…….somehow I think not.

loathe

woman

[Lucy]

17k per day for every day she was married - that's a good rate even if it did mean having a wrinkly scoucer crawling all over you. Was that in her help the aged charity phase?

This made me laugh so much, eventhough I feel ill and stressed.

[Diver]

She's got one hell of a strap on Diver!

It's as big as her leg!!!

I'm an expert at cutting things down to size

[Churchill]

getting

She's got one hell of a strap on Diver!

It's as big as her leg!!!