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Previously on "I just won the lottery"
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Send them Hector's collection account details. That should be interesting.
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Cripes! Well done Sandy!
Did I mention I have an incurable and disfiguring disease and that all nine of my children are painfully crippled in some fashion of other.
Do you need my bank account details?
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Do it, you know you want to.
I've had a few of these, they make me laugh
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I just won the lottery
Yes, came back from home found this letter telling me I won just over 8 millions of the International Lotto, letter all the way from Spain.. money is kept for me in a safe commission bank account...
All I have to do now is fill in the accompanying form with my name, DOB, Tel No, bank account details and they'll deposit the 8 millions in my bank account immediately
.... but they said just in case something happens to me before all the money is in my bank account it would be good if I also send all the details (Name, Address, Bank account details) of my next of Kin... Really wise of them, don't you think?? I even thought they are a bit wiser than Beaker

Oh btw: shhhhhhh, they said I should keep the news all to myself and never tell the public for my own security and all them cons who may try to steel my identification ...
Ok, that's it for me, am not even going to bother to turn up for work tomorrow.Tags: None
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