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Just leave something in Sandy's box, Slave, virtually everyone else around here has.Originally posted by WageSlaveI'll have to post a nice poem for you tomorrow in the Poetry Corner.
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I always make sure I have a can of Noboclean and some anti-static wipes close to hand.Originally posted by Dundeegeorgeyou claim it's notyour site, but nonetheless you came across it, so doesn't the monitor get a bit smudgy?
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Book him Danno
you claim it's notyour site, but nonetheless you came across it, so doesn't the monitor get a bit smudgy?
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Hey, it's not my website. I just came across it.Originally posted by SandyDownLucifer, that is so disturbing, you like overweight women??
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Aaaaaaahh... Dank je well SalveOriginally posted by WageSlaveThink I'll still to my romantic notion of Sandy as Beatrice.... forever enigmatic and distant.
I'll have to post a nice poem for you tomorrow in the Poetry Corner.
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Think I'll still to my romantic notion of Sandy as Beatrice.... forever enigmatic and distant.Originally posted by SandyDownActually I knew a newly graduated doctor (while English guy), in the piss up party after his graduation he announced that he's like to go to Africa, find the fattest black woman and **** her over and over and over
what a fantacy !!!
I'll have to post a nice poem for you tomorrow in the Poetry Corner.
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Actually I knew a newly graduated doctor (while English guy), in the piss up party after his graduation he announced that he's like to go to Africa, find the fattest black woman and feck her over and over and over
what a fantacy !!!
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I saw a documentary on 'fat feeders' once....men who love obese women and encourage them to eat vast amounts of fatty food.
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Truly Disturbing Website
Whilst looking for my photo of Fern Britton, I came across this...Originally posted by WageSlaveNah, she's old and soppy. However, a woman who gets a thrill from parading her unclad wares....phwoar!!!!
http://www.ianardo.com/hall3/hall3.html
It's got pictures on it, but it's all safe as far as work viewing goes, just conceptually very, very disturbing.Last edited by Lucifer Box; 14 July 2005, 21:08.
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I like it very much. But a more revealing attire would be even more fetching.Originally posted by SandyDownWhat's this with Eve, don't you like my bat-girl costume ???
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Originally posted by WageSlaveSpicy sausage will turn you into Eve?
What's this with Eve, don't you like my bat-girl costume ???
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Spicy sausage ???Originally posted by WageSlaveBeautiful young ladies should be waited on, not expected to cook.
Can anything entice you to be our very own Eve?
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