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Previously on "Do you speak Whale or dolphin ??"

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  • HYpno27
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    Originally posted by VectraMan View Post
    "Pha... want... Bea..."

    What was that film?
    Day of the dolphin

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0069946/

    weird G C Scott film

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by tay View Post
    Getting a beached Whale to swim out to sea is actually really hard. Proof is the fact that shaunbhoys wife always resturns with him after a day at the seaside. Probably why he is such a grumpy deluded fool.
    I could always try the NZ method and just smack her around I suppose. Not my thing though.

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  • tay
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    Getting a beached Whale to swim out to sea is actually really hard. Proof is the fact that shaunbhoys wife always resturns with him after a day at the seaside. Probably why he is such a grumpy deluded fool.

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  • VectraMan
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    "Pha... want... Bea..."

    What was that film?

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  • beaker
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    Dolphin. Next?

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  • thunderlizard
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    Most dolphins speak fax-machine anyway.

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by Alf W View Post
    I find that's how you have to talk to the locals in Wales.
    And all this time we thought you were just an idiot with a speech impediment

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  • shaunbhoy
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    So when the Kiwis run out of strength and ideas, send for Flipper!!

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  • Alf W
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    Originally posted by G8_Summit View Post
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asi...ic/7291501.stm

    "I don't speak whale and I don't speak dolphin," Mr Smith told the BBC.

    He should have done what Dory did in Find Nemo:

    "Hellllllooooooo Miiiiissssssttttteeeerrrrr wwhhhaaaaalllle. Yooouuuuuu neeeeeddddd tooooo sswwwimmmmmmm thhhhiiisssssss wwaaaayyyyyyy".

    I find that's how you have to talk to the locals in Wales.

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  • Chantho
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    Originally posted by G8_Summit View Post
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asi...ic/7291501.stm

    "I don't speak whale and I don't speak dolphin," Mr Smith told the BBC.

    He should have done what Dory did in Find Nemo:

    "Hellllllooooooo Miiiiissssssttttteeeerrrrr wwhhhaaaaalllle. Yooouuuuuu neeeeeddddd tooooo sswwwimmmmmmm thhhhiiisssssss wwaaaayyyyyyy".
    I speak Malmooth, but there are no others left who do. Next time I pass a dolphin or whale in the street I will try to converse with them and let you know the results.

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  • G8_Summit
    started a topic Do you speak Whale or dolphin ??

    Do you speak Whale or dolphin ??

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asi...ic/7291501.stm

    "I don't speak whale and I don't speak dolphin," Mr Smith told the BBC.

    He should have done what Dory did in Find Nemo:

    "Hellllllooooooo Miiiiissssssttttteeeerrrrr wwhhhaaaaalllle. Yooouuuuuu neeeeeddddd tooooo sswwwimmmmmmm thhhhiiisssssss wwaaaayyyyyyy".
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