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Previously on "El Ken at it again..."

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  • Board Game Geek
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    His manifesto promised a “hassle-free system for paying the congestion charge”. Drivers will no longer have to remember to pay because they will be able to have payments deducted on entering the zone
    Considering all the cost of the technology to support such a scheme, it sounds like another good little EDS earner.

    Bah. I try and sympathise with the Londoner's getting hit with £25 a day, but a) it's their choice to drive in or not and b) they all get London Weighting anyway, so what's the problem ?

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  • pisces
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    Originally posted by swamp View Post
    London is the capital of the World. Get over it.
    Not just the entire planet but the multiverse too surely?

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  • Peoplesoft bloke
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    Originally posted by swamp View Post
    London is the capital of the World. Get over it.

    That's a good 'un - for a nanosecond I thought you were serious!

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  • Numptycorner
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    Originally posted by swamp View Post
    London is the capital of my World. Get over it girl!
    Oh dear another metrosexual

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  • swamp
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    London is the capital of the World. Get over it.

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  • Alf W
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    Can we prefix threads like this something like "LOCAL NEWS FOR LOCAL PEOPLE (Home Counties) - El Ken at it again..." so that people who don't live in that region, and so don't give a rat's arse, don't have to waste time reading them?

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  • BrilloPad
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    Vote English Democcrats in the mayor elections.

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  • blacjac
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    Originally posted by comments
    I'd extend it to cover the entire area within the M25 and raise it to £25 a day.

    I'ts the only way to be fair to the children growing up there.

    Tim Prawn, Slough, UK

    Hmmm.......

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  • swamp
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    Read some of Boris' articles for the Telegraph and Spectator. He's an extremley good writer.

    As to the Congestion Charge, well Ken is a bit mixed up on this as you'll soon be able to drive one of these these around for nothing...!

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  • hyperD
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    And she probably farts with more gusto.

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  • BoredBloke
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    I guess her breasts are longer though

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  • bogeyman
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    Originally posted by PorkPie View Post
    I think his breasts are bigger than Marple's
    And you say that like it's a bad thing?

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  • Dow Jones
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    Good simile (?) SP

    I've often thought about Boris like SP does. He's a bit like Columbo, wants to appear funny and dumb but has a mind sharp as a razor.
    It's like: 'Better to be thought as stupid and turn out to be the opposite, than the other way round'

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  • PorkPie
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    Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
    I watched a programme on Boris. He does seem like a good guy for the god, comes across when you look into it as very intelligent. He's got everyone thinking he is some buffoon when he is in fact like Miss Marple - knows more about what is going on than he is letting on.
    I think his breasts are bigger than Marple's

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  • Sockpuppet
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    Originally posted by bogeyman View Post
    Boris isn't mad. It's all an act. He's a pretty sharp guy.
    I watched a programme on Boris. He does seem like a good guy for the god, comes across when you look into it as very intelligent. He's got everyone thinking he is some buffoon when he is in fact like Miss Marple - knows more about what is going on than he is letting on.

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