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Previously on "Bless the poor little thief"

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  • ratewhore
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Don't answer that knock on your front door at 2.a.m

    On second thoughts they'll probably break the door down when they come to collect you.
    Slightly reminiscent of 'The Worm that Turned' by the Two Ronnies...

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by PAH View Post
    I think it's about time we had a revolution. Shame there doesn't seem to be anyone with the ability to lead it now we're a nation of sheep. No wonder they keep fleecing us.
    Don't answer that knock on your front door at 2.a.m

    On second thoughts they'll probably break the door down when they come to collect you.

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by bogeyman View Post
    Good points Brillo.

    I think your 'particularly the men' comment is spot on.

    When my missus and her mates get their dander up about something they really care about, there's no stopping them.

    Us men tend to moan and groan a bit, then go down the pub and watch the footy/rugby or whatever and put it all aside for another day.

    I think the only hope for revolution here lies with a coalition of the Armed Forces and the WI.
    women

    Hear Hear

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  • bogeyman
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    And have you ever tried to cause a revolution or help out those who are? It is a bit harder than you might think. cos most people are sheep. particularly the men.
    Good points Brillo.

    I think your 'particularly the men' comment is spot on.

    When my missus and her mates get their dander up about something they really care about, there's no stopping them.

    Us men tend to moan and groan a bit, then go down the pub and watch the footy/rugby or whatever and put it all aside for another day.

    I think the only hope for revolution here lies with a coalition of the Armed Forces and the WI.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by PAH View Post
    I think it's about time we had a revolution. Shame there doesn't seem to be anyone with the ability to lead it now we're a nation of sheep. No wonder they keep fleecing us.
    And have you ever tried to cause a revolution or help out those who are? It is a bit harder than you might think. cos most people are sheep. particularly the men.

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  • PAH
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    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    if the oil has run out then where does the grease and helicopter fuel come from?

    The huge reserves the USA is building up so they can hold the world to ransom.

    On the other hand, if they can get oil from various plants/crops, then seaweed must be an option too!

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  • Spacecadet
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    Originally posted by PAH View Post
    That's why I plan on buying an old oil platform when the oil finally runs out and setting up my own country in international waters. As long as the the legs are greased and the helipad has an opening hatch to dump intruders back into the sea, I'll be ok.
    if the oil has run out then where does the grease and helicopter fuel come from?

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  • PAH
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    Originally posted by Marina View Post
    A Telegraph article today said more and more entrepreneurs were enrolled in the Chinese parliament and are now practically taking over. It's _us_ ("we" for grammar nitpickers?) who are turning commie. Well not we personally (except perhaps sasguru), but as a country.

    That's why I plan on buying an old oil platform when the oil finally runs out and setting up my own country in international waters. As long as the the legs are greased and the helipad has an opening hatch to dump intruders back into the sea, I'll be ok.

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  • Marina
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    Originally posted by PAH View Post
    Obviously not, unless you mean the commies slowly taking over via China. [..]
    A Telegraph article today said more and more entrepreneurs were enrolled in the Chinese parliament and are now practically taking over. It's _us_ ("we" for grammar nitpickers?) who are turning commie. Well not we personally (except perhaps sasguru), but as a country.

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  • MrRobin
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    What a croc.

    This topic was in the Metro this morning. Also said that people who steal less than £20,000 from their employers should be let off lightly too... £20 grand!! What kind of desperation is that? I'm desperate for a new Golf Sport Hatch?

    Hmm...

    Update Accounts
    Set Balance = Balance + 19999
    Where Account_name = MrRobin

    Anyone else what some?

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  • shelby68
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    Originally posted by PAH View Post
    I think it's time we had New New Labour. Some may think I mean the tories.

    The only people this lot want to see locked up are the tax dodgers. Are they still locking up grannies for not paying the council tax?
    Tax dodgers .... that would be us then

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  • hyperD
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    Originally posted by Telegraph
    I can tell you that if some drunk or druggie comes througn my window, he is going to get the same outcome that someone "not desperate" would get... as he rightfully should.

    I am an equal opportunity defender.

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  • PAH
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    Originally posted by threaded View Post
    There is a revolution to these perversions of democracy and globilisation things happening out there in the real world. Or hadn't you noticed?

    Obviously not, unless you mean the commies slowly taking over via China.

    How on earth did they get the Olympics when you can't even see the track and field in the stadium due to all the smog!?

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  • threaded
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    Originally posted by PAH View Post
    I think it's about time we had a revolution. Shame there doesn't seem to be anyone with the ability to lead it now we're a nation of sheep. No wonder they keep fleecing us.
    There is a revolution to these perversions of democracy and globilisation things happening out there in the real world. Or hadn't you noticed?

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  • threaded
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    The purpose of the state is to stay in power and then collect taxes whilst they're at it.

    HTH
    Well, the intention of the state is to extract as much from the contained populace as possible, and to do this they need to remain in power. So pretty much the same, but slightly different ordering on cause and effect.

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