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Previously on "More dead squirrels"

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  • BoredBloke
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    I'm guessing the squirrel made an extra effort to avoid being killed by an A3. Imagine the shame on the "other side"...
    I know - all the other ghost squirrels would laugh and point at the one ran over by a hairdresser

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  • threaded
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    Have you considered that they might have been pulling your leg a little?

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  • AtW
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  • 2uk
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    I'm guessing the squirrel made an extra effort to avoid being killed by an A3. Imagine the shame on the "other side"...
    Don't know about that , but it was surely not a female squirrel to run from the car like that..

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  • El_Diablo
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    I'm guessing the squirrel made an extra effort to avoid being killed by an A3. Imagine the shame on the "other side"...

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by 2uk View Post
    I was driving the A3 the other day , when a squirrel chasing some nut poped infront of the car. Intuitively I aligned the wheel towards the poor bastard , (imagining how I was going to brag on CUK wit my deed)hoping that it wll freeze in fear as a rabbit would do. But it was quick to get out of the way..
    I'm guessing the squirrel made an extra effort to avoid being killed by an A3. Imagine the shame on the "other side"...

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  • 2uk
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    Perhaps we can create a web page with dead bloody squirrels all over it and get atw into opening it by conceiving him it is some other linky ! Na not worthed since we can't see his face ..

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  • PRC1964
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    Originally posted by 2uk View Post
    I was driving the A3 the other day , when a squirrel chasing some nut poped infront of the car. Intuitively I aligned the wheel towards the poor bastard , (imagining how I was going to brag on CUK wit my deed)hoping that it wll freeze in fear as a rabbit would do. But it was quick to get out of the way..
    That's interesting. I didn't run over a squirrel the other day either.

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  • 2uk
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    I was driving the A3 the other day , when a squirrel chasing some nut poped infront of the car. Intuitively I aligned the wheel towards the poor bastard , (imagining how I was going to brag on CUK wit my deed)hoping that it wll freeze in fear as a rabbit would do. But it was quick to get out of the way..

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    I don't know why, but I have this picture in my mind of Sasguru in a balaclava and camo gear, sneaking about the park Rogering squirrels to death, just to annoy AtW
    get his rocks off

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  • Francko
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    A couple of chaps I am familiar with as they walk dogs in the park where I feed my squirrels told me they found at least 2 (or even 3) more dead in the other side of park - total of 5 dead over a week

    This all seems like some ***t used poison that killed my squirrels
    It's the squirrels mafia. You didn't see anything.

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by bogeyman View Post
    As you are on the 'other side' already, perhaps you could commune with the spirits of the furry little deceased ones and get to the bottom of it.
    I don't know why, but I have this picture in my mind of Sasguru in a balaclava and camo gear, sneaking about the park Rogering squirrels to death, just to annoy AtW

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  • bogeyman
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    Originally posted by beaker View Post
    murder suicide?
    As you are on the 'other side' already, perhaps you could commune with the spirits of the furry little deceased ones and get to the bottom of it.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    This message is hidden because Bear is on your ignore list.
    why did Bear get lucky? what do I have to do to join him?

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post

    This all seems like some ***t used poison that killed my squirrels

    Have they had a post-postmortem?

    While I don't like squirrels killing them is a waste of time as other squirrels move into their territory.

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