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I know - all the other ghost squirrels would laugh and point at the one ran over by a hairdresser
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Have you considered that they might have been pulling your leg a little?
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I'm guessing the squirrel made an extra effort to avoid being killed by an A3. Imagine the shame on the "other side"...
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I'm guessing the squirrel made an extra effort to avoid being killed by an A3. Imagine the shame on the "other side"...Originally posted by 2uk View PostI was driving the A3 the other day , when a squirrel chasing some nut poped infront of the car. Intuitively I aligned the wheel towards the poor bastard , (imagining how I was going to brag on CUK wit my deed)hoping that it wll freeze in fear as a rabbit would do. But it was quick to get out of the way..
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Perhaps we can create a web page with dead bloody squirrels all over it and get atw into opening it by conceiving him it is some other linky ! Na not worthed since we can't see his face ..
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That's interesting. I didn't run over a squirrel the other day either.Originally posted by 2uk View PostI was driving the A3 the other day , when a squirrel chasing some nut poped infront of the car. Intuitively I aligned the wheel towards the poor bastard , (imagining how I was going to brag on CUK wit my deed)hoping that it wll freeze in fear as a rabbit would do. But it was quick to get out of the way..
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I was driving the A3 the other day , when a squirrel chasing some nut poped infront of the car. Intuitively I aligned the wheel towards the poor bastard , (imagining how I was going to brag on CUK wit my deed)hoping that it wll freeze in fear as a rabbit would do. But it was quick to get out of the way..
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It's the squirrels mafia. You didn't see anything.Originally posted by AtW View PostA couple of chaps I am familiar with as they walk dogs in the park where I feed my squirrels told me they found at least 2 (or even 3) more dead in the other side of park - total of 5 dead over a week
This all seems like some ***t used poison that killed my squirrels
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I don't know why, but I have this picture in my mind of Sasguru in a balaclava and camo gear, sneaking about the park Rogering squirrels to death, just to annoy AtWOriginally posted by bogeyman View PostAs you are on the 'other side' already, perhaps you could commune with the spirits of the furry little deceased ones and get to the bottom of it.
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