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WageSlave replied

14 July 2005, 12:45
Originally posted by SandyDown

fast bottoms are good ... bet it aint faster than my vibrator though !!

How about nice bottoms as opposed to fast ones?
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The Lone Gunman replied

14 July 2005, 12:44
Originally posted by SandyDown

fast bottoms are good ... bet it aint faster than my vibrator though !!

Maybe not, but I will outlast its batteries and I make breakfast.
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SandyDown replied

14 July 2005, 12:42
Originally posted by The Lone Gunman

I only have a small willy, but I have got a fast bottom.

I can also lick my own eyebrows.

fast bottoms are good ... bet it aint faster than my vibrator though !!
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The Lone Gunman replied

14 July 2005, 12:37
I only have a small willy, but I have got a fast bottom.

I can also lick my own eyebrows.
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SandyDown replied

14 July 2005, 12:36
hmm

Widget, you worry me ... you are worried that Slave is going to be disappointed?? what about my disappointment??

<<Some women like small trunked gentlemen...they find it cute.>>

No me !!!
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WageSlave replied

14 July 2005, 12:32
Don't worry, Widget, I worry a lot of people...particularly when I do my famous sock dance.

Some women like small trunked gentlemen...they find it cute.

Wage in 'making stuff up' mode.
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The Lone Gunman replied

14 July 2005, 12:29
Originally posted by WageSlave

P.S. Widget, I'd happily check out the dimensions of your Sunday porker

You worry me sometimes slave! Actualy I am a founder member and current president of "The Not Very Well Hung Club of Great Britain" so you might be dissappointed.
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WageSlave replied

14 July 2005, 12:25
Originally posted by The Lone Gunman

Wage, if you realy want to see my knob then say so. Seeing as its you, I am willing to share my time and fantasy of Sandy, you do seem to appreciate her in much the same way I do.
Role play: Naughty school boys strict headmistress do it for you?

Corr.... Mistress Sandy caught us peeking into the girls' changing room. Now we're for it!

P.S. Widget, I'd happily check out the dimensions of your Sunday porker
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The Lone Gunman replied

14 July 2005, 12:17
Originally posted by WageSlave

Room for one more?

Wage, if you realy want to see my knob then say so. Seeing as its you, I am willing to share my time and fantasy of Sandy, you do seem to appreciate her in much the same way I do.
Role play: Naughty school boys strict headmistress do it for you?
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WageSlave replied

14 July 2005, 12:13
Originally posted by The Lone Gunman

I could go for a one on one you show me yours.... with Sandy, but dont tell the wife.

Room for one more?
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The Lone Gunman replied

14 July 2005, 12:12
Originally posted by WageSlave

No, my spicy sausage was completely innocent!

However, if Sandy wants to judge everyone's willy, then I'm more than happy to play that game...it will be just like the good old days at school

I could go for a one on one you show me yours.... with Sandy, but dont tell the wife.
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WageSlave replied

14 July 2005, 12:09
Originally posted by SandyDown

Slave, you're not on about that spicy sausage subject again !!!

P.S.: I like spicy sausages

No, my spicy sausage was completely innocent!

However, if Sandy wants to judge everyone's willy, then I'm more than happy to play that game...it will be just like the good old days at school
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SandyDown replied

14 July 2005, 12:04
yo!!

[QUOTE=WageSlave][QUOTE=The Lone Gunman]You may be right, we may be gay, I am always willing to work with a good theory, however it has not yet manifested itself to be the case so far.

There's only one thing to do in cases such as this... break out the pimms and compare willy size. Who wants to go first?

Slave, you're not on about that spicy sausage subject again !!!

P.S.: I like spicy sausages
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Lucifer Box replied

14 July 2005, 12:03
There's only one thing to do in cases such as this... break out the pimms and compare willy size. Who wants to go first?

Sandy should go first.
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WageSlave replied

14 July 2005, 12:02
[QUOTE=The Lone Gunman]You may be right, we may be gay, I am always willing to work with a good theory, however it has not yet manifested itself to be the case so far.[QUOTE]

There's only one thing to do in cases such as this... break out the pimms and compare willy size. Who wants to go first?
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