Reply to: UK Stag Nights

[rootsnall]

I rather grumpy at having to shell out £45 to go clay pigeon shooting.

What is the world coming to ! What is wrong with finding a decent table for the weekend and getting slaughtered

[51st State]

I am going to one of these this weekend.. Nottingham

Is it compulsary to shag the strippers or is it optional over here? Perphaps it is just the stag that has do it? As a Jonny Foreigner in your New Labour Land.. I am unsure of the exact protocols.

Tay - in Nottingham, it's cumpulsory to shag the stag, as he will no doubt be more appealing than the hoards of corned-beef-legged mooses that live and drink there.

[PAH]

Ah Nottingham, fantastic city, make sure you visit the oldest pub in the UK

Ye Olde Trip to Jeruselem

I vaguely remember being in there. Could do with a makeover.

Is that the one with the weird game on the wall, something like a ball on a string and a drum, like a very early version of darts? About 15 years since I was down there so maybe totally wrong.

[Bagpuss]

Ah Nottingham, fantastic city, make sure you visit the oldest pub in the UK

Ye Olde Trip to Jeruselem

[cailin maith]

You're not that ugly....

*hides*

Oh aren't you brave......

[Sockpuppet]

make that a couple of pints

You're not that ugly....

*hides*

[cailin maith]

The money in my wallet.. or the Bacardi Breezer I buy them. I know you are slightly classier and are a pint girl, but its the same basic principle.

make that a couple of pints

[BoredBloke]

Ahh right.

I rather grumpy at having to shell out £45 to go clay pigeon shooting.

Wait till they land. They are much easier to hit

[PAH]

The money in my wallet.. or the Bacardi Breezer I buy them. I know you are slightly classier and are a pint girl, but its the same basic principle.

Yeah, if the brand doesn't hook them the quantity will.

Just watch out for the cheeky mares that allow you to buy them a drink then prompty disappear without even a thank you.

My favourite anti-scamming technique is to go up to a bird in a 2 for 1 bar and ask for her spare one. Suprisingly it sometimes works as they love a cheeky chappy.

[tay]

Ummm - you sure they'd want to shag you

The money in my wallet.. or the Bacardi Breezer I buy them. I know you are slightly classier and are a pint girl, but its the same basic principle.

[oracleslave]

Nottingham- make sure you have a bullet proof vest and a healthy dose of penicillin.

Yes it's even crazier that SW London/ Pack a piece man!

[cailin maith]

I am going to one of these this weekend.. Nottingham

Is it compulsary to shag the strippers or is it optional over here? Perphaps it is just the stag that has do it? As a Jonny Foreigner in your New Labour Land.. I am unsure of the exact protocols.

Ummm - you sure they'd want to shag you

[Xenophon]

Shagging the strippers is the correct form. And it has to be done in public to rythmic chants of "Ooh Aah Cantona" ...

They love it.

[HRH]

Nottingham- make sure you have a bullet proof vest and a healthy dose of penicillin.

[tay]

Ahh right.

I rather grumpy at having to shell out £45 to go clay pigeon shooting.

As a teenager I used to get paid 20 cents per possum by my dad to shoot them out of trees... now I am expected to pay for the priviledge.

Excellent my friday grumps have come early

I suppose it will be worth the money just to watch the others shoot incorrectly and spend all the rest of the day with bruised shoulders.