Reply to: facade

[rootsnall]

Milan, calmed down now !? Pity I missed the posts but us in the old fangled world are wrapped up and logged off by 4pm sharp each day.

[threaded]

My client is up themselves over virtualisation ...

Milan.

I could tell you lots of horror stories from one of my clients who are deeply in lurv wi' this virtualisation bollox as well.

Yet, whilst writing this, realised the client and their service provider (one of the usual suspects) could be easily identified.

As they pay really well, I'll save it for another time.

threaded in "contractor rodeo" mode.

[milanbenes]

hello Joe,

how are you ?

how is brussels ?

Milan.

[Joe Black]

Nice bit of tidying up there Milan. Shame Google has already indexed it all:

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=milanbenes+cuk

[Diver]

Sleep now

[Moscow Mule]

Milan.

Shhhh

[milanbenes]

Milan.

[Ruprect]

quite

Milan.

Quiet Milan

[milanbenes]

quite

Milan.

[TheFaQQer]

nah faqqer, not my job to tell them what they don't want to hear

hence the facade will continue and long may it continue and for as long it continues it will be good and therefore it is good

and that's how it was, and that's how it continued

Misk, it's not only heap size there are a zillion jave tuning parameters in .Net

Milan.

In that case, stay schtum and count the cash.

This time nexr year, etc.

[milanbenes]

nah faqqer, not my job to tell them what they don't want to hear

hence the facade will continue and long may it continue and for as long it continues it will be good and therefore it is good

and that's how it was, and that's how it continued

Misk, it's not only heap size there are a zillion jave tuning parameters in .Net

Milan.

[DimPrawn]

Have you tried upgrading to Vista. It's got some really nice graphics.

[TheFaQQer]

That is spooky - I was going to suggest that, but I thought it was a bit too geeky.

Instead, I'll make a geek joke.

Milan, your servers are a complete cluster****

Or GridControl for your Oracle database, or Real Application Clusters if you are on the older technology.



So, in answer to the original question - still no. If the client needs to be told, then tell them. It may be that you need to look at the whole solution though.

Failing that, turn the tape over, and use that.

[minsky1]

Milan

The problem is your heap size - the performance issues are one of garbage collection and inneficient code - dont you know...

We get this all the time with dodgy developers. All you get back is "you need better tin, or upgrade the JVM to the latest patch, its not our fault".

Hope that's "finalized" things for you.

[milanbenes]

lads,


so that means, it must be good


Milan.