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  • Pinto
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    Couldn't have put it better myself - although I have corrected you
    Thanks CM.

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  • oracleslave
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    Originally posted by PAH View Post
    If I'm chasing a bird, she will be running.

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by PAH View Post
    With my looks and lack of charisma I have to take those that go for me. If I'm chasing a bird, she will be running.
    At least you are honest

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  • PAH
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    but perhaps you are going for the wrong girls

    With my looks and lack of charisma I have to take those that go for me. If I'm chasing a bird, she will be running.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by Ardesco View Post
    I don't understand this???

    Why do women sleep with assholes on the fist date, but make decent guys wait for ever until they put out???

    Surely it should be the other way around....
    Perhaps because fist dating is more exciting?

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by Pinto View Post
    It's because they don't want US to think they're tarts. Where's all they want from the asshole is a shag.

    HTH
    Couldn't have put it better myself - although I have corrected you

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  • PAH
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    Originally posted by Ardesco View Post
    I don't understand this???

    Why do women sleep with assholes on the fist date, but make decent guys wait for ever until they put out???

    Surely it should be the other way around....

    They don't shag those they may want to keep. I've a mate who's the same. If he gets any action when he first meets them he dumps them because they're too easy. His last bird made him wait 3 months, then dumped him after she'd spent all his money.

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  • Pinto
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    Originally posted by Ardesco View Post
    I don't understand this???

    Why do women sleep with assholes on the fist date, but make decent guys wait for ever until they put out???

    Surely it should be the other way around....
    It's because they don't want them to think they're tarts. Whereas all they want from the asshole is a shag.

    HTH
    Last edited by Pinto; 5 March 2008, 16:37.

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  • oracleslave
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    Originally posted by Ardesco View Post
    Why do women sleep with assholes on the fist date, but make decent guys wait for ever until they put out???
    Does it not take a few dates to distinguish between the 2?

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Cor it's gone to 5 dates nowadays ....glad I'm not in the dating game anymore. Good luck, hope it works out for you ...
    Thanks sweets

    Originally posted by PAH View Post
    Maybe that's why you never do get that far!

    I tend to get bored after 2 or 3 dates if all she's doing is sponging free meals and drinks off me with only my lips ever getting wet.
    Not that it's any of your business.... but perhaps you are going for the wrong girls - I am perfectly capeable of paying my own way.

    Originally posted by Ardesco View Post
    I don't understand this???

    Why do women sleep with assholes on the fist date, but make decent guys wait for ever until they put out???

    Surely it should be the other way around....
    Me neither but it's the way it is -

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  • oracleslave
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    Originally posted by PAH View Post
    Maybe that's why you never do get that far!

    all she's doing is sponging free meals and drinks off me with only my lips ever getting wet.
    There is no return on this investment and for those reasons "I'm out" TM

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by PAH View Post
    Maybe that's why you never do get that far!

    I tend to get bored after 2 or 3 dates if all she's doing is sponging free meals and drinks off me with only my lips ever getting wet.
    Y-fronts

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  • Ardesco
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    No chance - not until the fifth date.... assuming we make it that far...
    I don't understand this???

    Why do women sleep with assholes on the fist date, but make decent guys wait for ever until they put out???

    Surely it should be the other way around....

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  • PAH
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Cor it's gone to 5 dates nowadays
    Only for nuns with a bad habit apparently. Most girls around my way would be knocked up and engaged by then.

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  • PAH
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    No chance - not until the fifth date.... assuming we make it that far...
    Maybe that's why you never do get that far!

    I tend to get bored after 2 or 3 dates if all she's doing is sponging free meals and drinks off me with only my lips ever getting wet.

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