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Previously on "question for the propeller heads"

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  • Ardesco
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    Originally posted by Lucy View Post
    Bad Dodgy

    You could be saying you ask women with bipolar, but I doubt it.
    bi women are fine by me

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  • Lucy
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    Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
    I usually stop and ask a bird with a nice pair of personalities
    Bad Dodgy

    You could be saying you ask women with bipolar, but I doubt it.

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  • Weltchy
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    A few years back, I remember working on a contract as the development lead. The PM and I hammered out a job requirement for a couple of dev roles which he then sent over to the agent. Baring in mind I was in the background during their phone conversation as the agent read and confirmed that he had a number of suitable people, I was surprised when the agent phoned me up five minutes later, asking for a favour, to explain what exactly these new roles were!!!!

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
    I usually stop and ask a bird with a nice pair of personalities
    Also wise

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  • DodgyAgent
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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    People that use it for telling the time, usually have the common sense to buy a compass

    HTH
    I usually stop and ask a bird with a nice pair of personalities

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    just so

    people who use it to find the North are wealthy
    people who use it to find the South are poor


    People that use it for telling the time, usually have the common sense to buy a compass

    HTH

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
    Or for telling everyone how rich you are.
    just so

    people who use it to find the North are wealthy
    people who use it to find the South are poor








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  • DodgyAgent
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    or South
    Or for telling everyone how rich you are.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Someone should point out to Dodgy thats he's getting confused between a User Interface and a User InYerFace











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  • EternalOptimist
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    or South

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Watches are ueful for finding out where North is












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  • Lucy
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    Oh dear, ferret's had the scissors out...

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  • sasguru
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    Ferret, please clarify if "bristols" are acceptable ...

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  • ferret
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    You missed one, Ferret!....
    Cheers!

    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Or should that be two, since that's the usual number.

    Though it must be said that Eccentrica Gallumbits had 3... which must have broken the ice at parties.
    That is no good, would need an extra hand! There is an obvious reply to that. Please do not go there

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  • tay
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    Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
    I had a blond moment. The spec even said what it meant further down. Anyway we managed to create a thread about <snip>.

    Decade
    Last edited by ferret; 5 March 2008, 15:38. Reason: Please let that be the end of it

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