Suspicious Shed

[Diver]

my special school only lets me use crayons

You were told "No more crayons" not after the last visit to the proctologist

[BrilloPad]

Milan , I see you have found out what the replace command in notepad does , great progress !, whatever will that special school teach you next.

my special school only lets me use crayons

[milanbenes]

MotorKen,

you'll get used to it.

Milan.

[motoukenin]

Notepad

Milan , I see you have found out what the replace command in notepad does , great progress !, whatever will that special school teach you next.

[ferret]

Beware the Passat owners

[shelby68]

Stop calling your Passat a lawnmower. It's not that bad ...or maybe it is.

PMSL ....

[The Master]

Shouldn't that be a £5 Argos gift voucher.

[miffy]

Shouldn't that be a £5 Argos gift voucher.

Na, M&S. Permies usually get those because you can't actually find anything to spend it on.

Maybe some blue biros...

[Clippy]

You are Wilmslow and I claim my five permie pounds, less PAYE.

Shouldn't that be a £5 Argos gift voucher.

[The Master]

Took lawnmower in for a service and as expected had the usual phone call to say something else was wrong , only this time they are telling me the back roller bearings are illegal and require replacing.

The lawnmower has only done 6 cuts from new , is used by the wife to cut the front lawn and has barely been on the grass.

The bearings are 132 quid each according to the shed , so I told then to forget it.

Now I am wondering if they have changed them for some worn ones , so when I go to pick it up it will be illegal

You are Wilmslow and I claim my five permie pounds, less PAYE.

[miffy]

Stop calling your Passat a lawnmower. It's not that bad ...or maybe it is.

shed

[sasguru]

Stop calling your Passat a lawnmower. It's not that bad ...or maybe it is.

[milanbenes]

Took lawnmower in for a service and as expected had the usual phone call to say something else was wrong , only this time they are telling me the back roller bearings are illegal and require replacing.

The lawnmower has only done 6 cuts from new , is used by the wife to cut the front lawn and has barely been on the grass.

The bearings are 132 quid each according to the shed , so I told then to forget it.

Now I am wondering if they have changed them for some worn ones , so when I go to pick it up it will be illegal