Reply to: China Arms Buildup "Alarming"

[Platypus]

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

[oracleslave]

I think the Chuck Norris bloke mentioned earlier was no pussy in real life either.

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

[Platypus]

Yeah there's that black bloke from enter the dragon as well.

I think the Chuck Norris bloke mentioned earlier was no pussy in real life either.

Chuck was a martial arts star, winning many martial arts championships including being a six-time undefeated World Professional MiddleWeight Karate Champion

[r0bly0ns]

Forgot about him,



Yeah there's that black bloke from enter the dragon as well.

[Churchill]

Apart from Snipes I'd agree with you, my 4 year old could probably wipe the floor with them.

One of my mates went to a Karate competition in the states a couple of years ago and Wesley Snipes was there, apparantly he is well hard....

He's not as cool as that black guy from "Enter the Dragon" though, is he?

[r0bly0ns]

Apart from Snipes I'd agree with you, my 4 year old could probably wipe the floor with them.

One of my mates went to a Karate competition in the states a couple of years ago and Wesley Snipes was there, apparantly he is well hard....

[realityhack]

Ahh, but the Americans have Wesley Snipes, Stephen Segal, Cynthia Rothrock and Chuck Norris

Tscah! Off-camera, I bet John-Boy Walton could kick sand in their faces, and they probably all have pedicures and dermalogica facials every week. Those American nonces probably ask permission to visit the bathroom. From their mums. Thbbpt.

[r0bly0ns]

Ah, but as Ardesco pointed out, these people are merely actors, whereas Jackie Chan, Jet Li and so on could prove difficult to scrap with in real life.

The Chinese have the advantage then.

Ahh, but the Americans have Wesley Snipes, Stephen Segal, Cynthia Rothrock and Chuck Norris



Fight! Fight! Fight!

[realityhack]

Ah, but as Ardesco pointed out, these people are merely actors, whereas Jackie Chan, Jet Li and so on could prove difficult to scrap with in real life.

The Chinese have the advantage then.

[KathyWoolfe]

That is like saying that the Terminator was made in Austria.....duuuh he's from the future!

Dolph Lundgren may be Swedish, but Captain Ivan Drago was most definitely a Russian. But I have to agree that the Russians don't really stand a chance as Rocky (who looks remarkably like Rambo don't you think?) and Rambo have beaten loads of them. It seems that most Russians, Japs, Vietnamese, Arabs and Germans are pretty rubbish as the yanks tend to beat them hands down everytime.

Wasn't Rambo's enemies those slant-eyed little devils in south-east asia ?(used to be the vietnamese but somehow now expanded to cover most, if not all, asia)

[Ardesco]

That is like saying that the Terminator was made in Austria.....duuuh he's from the future!

Dolph Lundgren may be Swedish, but Captain Ivan Drago was most definitely a Russian. But I have to agree that the Russians don't really stand a chance as Rocky (who looks remarkably like Rambo don't you think?) and Rambo have beaten loads of them. It seems that most Russians, Japs, Vietnamese, Arabs and Germans are pretty rubbish as the yanks tend to beat them hands down everytime.

But all the people I have listed really are Chinese, and really can kick ass in a big way in real life!!!

[BoredBloke]

You mean Dolph Lundgren, he's Swedish.

That is like saying that the Terminator was made in Austria.....duuuh he's from the future!

Dolph Lundgren may be Swedish, but Captain Ivan Drago was most definitely a Russian. But I have to agree that the Russians don't really stand a chance as Rocky (who looks remarkably like Rambo don't you think?) and Rambo have beaten loads of them. It seems that most Russians, Japs, Vietnamese, Arabs and Germans are pretty rubbish as the yanks tend to beat them hands down everytime.

[Ardesco]

Yeah but he played the part of a Russian in the movie....I think.

Yeah but that doesn't mean he's on the Russians side!!!

[oracleslave]

You mean Dolph Lundgren, he's Swedish.

Yeah but he played the part of a Russian in the movie....I think.

[Ardesco]

The boxer bloke from Rocky IV?

You mean Dolph Lundgren, he's Swedish.