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Previously on "Distracted by a hotty"

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  • KathyWoolfe
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    Originally posted by Bumfluff View Post
    I dont sit opposite a hotty anymore but I'm based on the trading floor and there are soooooooooooooooooo mannnyyyy s*xy women about, obviously with only eyes for the traders and wanting to bag one as a husband, unfortantly for me it means Im subjected to lots of short skirts, high heals, tight tops open at the top ggrrrrrr grrrrrrr grrrrrrr

    I'd better change my outfit then

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  • bogeyman
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    Originally posted by Bumfluff View Post
    obviously with only eyes for the traders and wanting to bag one as a husband
    A fact that most traders are aware of. So they will exploit the situation, feck them and forget them.

    The traders I have known tend to have nice mumsy, mousey wives with good child-bearing hips rather than the uber-bitches and wanabe footballers wives one generally sees on a trading floor.

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  • 2uk
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    Originally posted by Bumfluff View Post
    I dont sit opposite a hotty anymore but I'm based on the trading floor and there are soooooooooooooooooo mannnyyyy s*xy women about, obviously with only eyes for the traders and wanting to bag one as a husband, unfortantly for me it means Im subjected to lots of short skirts, high heals, tight tops open at the top ggrrrrrr grrrrrrr grrrrrrr
    So you are not gay , then?

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  • Tensai
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    Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
    Post pics and let the panel decide!
    Not quite sure how I can get a picture without getting escorted from the building?

    FFS... she's just walked past, and on the evidence I'd say the building temp control is set too cold

    Time to go home I think.

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  • oracleslave
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    Originally posted by Tensai View Post
    IMHO I'd be able to take credit card numbers to see this lady on t'internet....

    ... but then again, maybe I'm easily impressed.
    Post pics and let the panel decide!

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  • Bumfluff
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    I dont sit opposite a hotty anymore but I'm based on the trading floor and there are soooooooooooooooooo mannnyyyy s*xy women about, obviously with only eyes for the traders and wanting to bag one as a husband, unfortantly for me it means Im subjected to lots of short skirts, high heals, tight tops open at the top ggrrrrrr grrrrrrr grrrrrrr

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  • Tensai
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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    Do you have a webcam and video conferencing by any chance?
    IMHO I'd be able to take credit card numbers to see this lady on t'internet....

    ... but then again, maybe I'm easily impressed.

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by Tensai View Post
    Hmmm... you're probably right.

    Just thought, this might count as a business case for getting a 30" monitor which would block the view....
    Do you have a webcam and video conferencing by any chance?

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  • tay
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    No, Next

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  • ratewhore
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    Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
    Here at ClientCo I sit in the fashion department...
    As you're in Leicester, can we assume you're at Next?

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  • tay
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    try to imagine her naked, stepping out of the shower, with beads of water adorning her pert thrusting breasts.

    That way, when you see her dressed in the office, it will be much less of a distraction.

    She likely wouldnt like you anyway as probably has some level of hygiene standard.....

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  • EternalOptimist
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    try to imagine her naked, stepping out of the shower, with beads of water adorning her pert thrusting breasts.

    That way, when you see her dressed in the office, it will be much less of a distraction.








    I think

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  • oracleslave
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    Originally posted by WotNxt View Post
    You know when to get really worried?

    When you stay at work late because you fancy the office cleaner, a 40 something foul-mouthed tattooed rotund lady in a tabard and stinking of cleaning products.



    Working on a gig away from home can leave you that vulnerable sometimes!
    Oh Dear TM

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  • WotNxt
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    You know when to get really worried?

    When you stay at work late because you fancy the office cleaner, a 40 something foul-mouthed tattooed rotund lady in a tabard and stinking of cleaning products.



    Working on a gig away from home can leave you that vulnerable sometimes!

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  • MickeyP
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    Originally posted by Tensai View Post
    stunning... and I mean clockweight-twitchingly stunning... 20-something woman
    Photo please

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