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daviejones replied

25 February 2008, 17:15
Originally posted by Mailman View Post

Strangely enough those same rejects still have the rather uncanny knack of keeping you flipless poms out of those high paying contract jobs!

Mailman

Well I guess there is the odd lucky one...
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Mailman replied

25 February 2008, 17:10
Originally posted by daviejones View Post

Well I seem to have to keep helping you with basic spelling.....!!!

Was the Jabba reference relevant to your appearance?

I think he is making a racialist comment about your appearance Jubba

Mailman
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Mailman replied

25 February 2008, 17:09
Originally posted by daviejones View Post

Yeah, we got rid of our criminals a long time ago to Australia, and guess what, the cheeky fookers have gone and shipped all of their rejects out to NZ!!!

Strangely enough those same rejects still have the rather uncanny knack of keeping you feckless poms out of those high paying contract jobs!

Mailman
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daviejones replied

25 February 2008, 14:31
Originally posted by tay View Post

You laughing at your own jokes again?

You offering to help me keep up is like Jabba the Hutt offering sprinting advice to Justin Gatlin.

Well I seem to have to keep helping you with basic spelling.....!!!

Was the Jabba reference relevant to your appearance?
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tay replied

25 February 2008, 14:05
Originally posted by daviejones View Post

More than likely yours mate...never mind, we will try and help you keep up!!

Don't let it be said that we are not willing to help people more disadvantaged than ourselves!!

You laughing at your own jokes again?

You offering to help me keep up is like Jabba the Hutt offering sprinting advice to Justin Gatlin.
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daviejones replied

25 February 2008, 14:03
Originally posted by tay View Post

Well it definately went over someones head.....

: definitely

Hope that helps...
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daviejones replied

25 February 2008, 14:02
Originally posted by tay View Post

Well it definately went over someones head.....

More than likely yours mate...never mind, we will try and help you keep up!!

Don't let it be said that we are not willing to help people more disadvantaged than ourselves!!
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tay replied

25 February 2008, 14:00
Originally posted by daviejones View Post

Was that the sound of it going over your head?

Well it definately went over someones head.....
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daviejones replied

25 February 2008, 13:55
Originally posted by Mailman View Post

yeah, those fliping saffa's! I mean, they are at least half way to be aussies, wot with that whiney ass accent and all that!

Mailman

Yeah, we got rid of our criminals a long time ago to Australia, and guess what, the cheeky fookers have gone and shipped all of their rejects out to NZ!!!
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daviejones replied

25 February 2008, 13:53
Originally posted by tay View Post

whoosh......

Was that the sound of it going over your head?
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Mailman replied

25 February 2008, 13:50
Originally posted by daviejones View Post

The Aussies are ok, it's the Aussie wannabes (Kiwis) I can't abide...

yeah, those fecking saffa's! I mean, they are at least half way to be aussies, wot with that whiney ass accent and all that!

Mailman
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tay replied

25 February 2008, 13:48
Originally posted by daviejones View Post

Originally posted by tay View Post

totally blindsided me.

Wasn't difficult to be honest.....

whoosh......
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daviejones replied

25 February 2008, 13:39
[QUOTE=tay;465324] totally blindsided me.[QUOTE]

Wasn't difficult to be honest.....
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tay replied

25 February 2008, 13:16
Originally posted by daviejones View Post

OI PeeWee, that was almost funny. Did you fail kindergarden?

Do you get those 'lengthening operations' emails? Maybe because you need it!! But then again, sheep are not likely to complain are they?

Oh I see what you are doing there... turning my jokes back on me... brilliant..... You have quite the razor sharp intellect.... how can I compete with such a comedic giant. Saying nearly exactly the same thing I said to you.... back to me... outstanding! Never saw that one coming... totally blindsided me.

Originally posted by daviejones View Post

Run along now, there is a village in NZ missing an idiot!!

How very original! Maybe others will see your blinding wit and copy that joke someday.....
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Xenophon replied

25 February 2008, 13:13
There is some herbert working at this site from Aus or NZ - I don't know which - and he reckons he has a 'Highly Skilled Migrant Visa' or something.

No word of a lie - he does not know his arse from his elbow.

This country...
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