Reply to: What could be faster than this site right now?

[DimPrawn]

s l o w ........

[realityhack]

I have seen it struggle a few times over the last few days. Server load is tiny though, even though "It's all noddy Linux, PHP and other gay little rubbish sadly"... I suspect network problems somewhere with the host, will keep an eye on it though.

If I were you, I'd lamp him.

(IGMC)

[PAH]

You always say that. Go on admit it, it's just a little script running on a 386 in someones bedroom.

Are 386's still useful then?

I just chucked out an ancient 386sx because I thought it wasn't safe for work.

[DimPrawn]

I have seen it struggle a few times over the last few days. Server load is tiny though, even though "It's all noddy Linux, PHP and other gay little rubbish sadly"... I suspect network problems somewhere with the host, will keep an eye on it though.

You always say that. Go on admit it, it's just a little script running on a 386 in someones bedroom.

[Jog On]

"It's all noddy Linux, PHP and other gay little rubbish sadly

Hey that's my Plan B you're talking about

[administrator]

What could be faster than this site right now?

I have seen it struggle a few times over the last few days. Server load is tiny though, even though "It's all noddy Linux, PHP and other gay little rubbish sadly"... I suspect network problems somewhere with the host, will keep an eye on it though.

[Diver]

Seems to be back to normal speed now.

Maybe SKA was indexing the server and got bogged down in TPD!

[PAH]

Seems to be back to normal speed now.

Maybe SKA was indexing the server and got bogged down in TPD!

[realityhack]

Images cache by default - the system could be to blame, others have commented on this lately though.

[Diver]

Get a decent system !

Mine is running fine, and I'm Running a background prog and downloading at the same time

[PAH]

I suspect the delay is in calling the images. I've just switched off images/avatars and it's running quickly.

Try enabling image caching in your browser. The images are more interesting than the words.

[realityhack]

I suspect the delay is in calling the images. I've just switched off images/avatars and it's running quickly.

[DimPrawn]

A tortoise wading through peanut butter?

A slug slithering over salt?

A microlight flying through treacle?

Tell me about it. It's all noddy Linux, PHP and other gay little rubbish sadly, so it is to be expected.

[realityhack]

<insert name here> thinking of a witty retort?

[PAH]

A tortoise wading through peanut butter?

A slug slithering over salt?

A microlight flying through treacle?

Try turning on the bs filter. Loads a lot quicker, though all my posts seem to have disappeared.