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  • PAH
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    Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock View Post
    I have always had a penchant for driving a Hearse - cutting up peds and doing 50 in a 30 mile zone - I wonder where I could hire one from ?

    Plenty of boot space too which is good fo rmy weekend camping activities.
    5mph surely. They're limited to 7mph for emergencies aren't they? Damn well seem to be.

    Why is a slow speed of delivery to the funeral important? Maybe it used to be when the party used to walk behind.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock View Post
    I have always had a penchant for driving a Hearse - cutting up peds and doing 50 in a 30 mile zone - I wonder where I could hire one from ?

    Plenty of boot space too which is good fo rmy weekend camping activities.
    Not subject to Congestion charging either...

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  • AlfredJPruffock
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    Originally posted by PAH View Post
    That's ambulance chasers for you. Just the fact they say they can keep up with an ambulance tells you all you need to know about how truthful they'll be.

    Now if it was hearse chasers, they'd be more believable.
    I have always had a penchant for driving a Hearse - cutting up peds and doing 50 in a 30 mile zone - I wonder where I could hire one from ?

    Plenty of boot space too which is good for rmy weekend camping activities.
    Last edited by AlfredJPruffock; 11 February 2008, 13:07.

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  • PAH
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    Originally posted by daviejones View Post
    "so hard her arm was nearly ripped out of its socket, "

    For the millionth time, do not exaggerate!!!

    That's ambulance chasers for you. Just the fact they say they can keep up with an ambulance tells you all you need to know about how truthful they'll be.

    Now if it was hearse chasers, they'd be more believable.

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  • daviejones
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    "so hard her arm was nearly ripped out of its socket, "

    For the millionth time, do not exaggerate!!!

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  • PAH
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    I dunno, can think of worst things. It could be a bloke.

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  • Churchill
    started a topic Do not let this woman...

    Do not let this woman...

    ...anywhere near your penis!
    In shaking it, she nearly floored Ms Keene with the vigour of her hand-action.

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