Downe came grave auntient Sir John Crooke
And redd his message in his booke.
Fearie well, Quoth Sir William Morris, Soe:
But Henry Ludlowes Tayle cry’d Noe.
Up starts one fuller of devotion
Then Eloquence; and said a very ill motion
Not soe neither quoth Sir Henry Jenkin
The Motion was good; but for the stincking
Well quoth Sir Henry Poole it was a bold tricke
To Fart in the nose of the bodie pollitique
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The Children of the summer's end
Gathered in the dampened grass
We played Our songs and felt the London sky
Resting on our hands
It was God's land
It was ragged and naive
It was Heaven
Touch, We touched the very soul
Of holding each and every life
He claimed the very source of joy ran through
It didn't, but it seemed that way
I kissed a lot of people that day
The Sun Machine is Coming Down, and We're Gonna Have a Party
The Sun Machine is Coming Down, and We're Gonna Have a Party
The Sun Machine is Coming Down, and We're Gonna Have a Party
The Sun Machine is Coming Down, and We're Gonna Have a Party
The Sun Machine is Coming Down, and We're Gonna Have
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She blew his mind - out in a car...Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock View PostHe blew his mind out - in a car
He didn't notice that the lights had changed
A crowd of people - stood and stared
They'd seen his face before -
Somebody said that he was a poster on the C- U- K
I'd Love to turn - you - on ......
He didn't notice that the lights had changed
A crowd of people - stood and stared
They'd seen his face before -
Somebody said that he was a poster on the C- U- K
I'd Love to turn - you - on ......
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He blew his mind out - in a carOriginally posted by Churchill View PostSat on the A14 staring at a traffic cone.
Police and Ambulance gone past.
Cone doesn't seem bothered.
It probably sees this sort of thing all the time.
Churchill.
He didn't notice that the lights had changed
A crowd of people - stood and stared
They'd seen his face before -
Somebody said that he was a poster on the C- U- K
I'd Love to turn - you - on ......Last edited by AlfredJPruffock; 8 February 2008, 10:29.
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Sat on the A14 staring at a traffic cone.
Police and Ambulance gone past.
Cone doesn't seem bothered.
It probably sees this sort of thing all the time.
Churchill.
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Friday Poetry Corner
What are days for?
Days are where we live.
They come, they wake us
Time and time over.
They are to be happy in:
Where can we live but days?
Ah, solving that question
Brings the priest and the doctor
In their long coats
Running over the fields.
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