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  • HairyArsedBloke
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    Originally posted by bogeyman View Post
    Phase 1: Collect Underpants

    URL's
    - Atw

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  • bogeyman
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    Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
    Phase 1: Collect Underpants

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  • HairyArsedBloke
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    Linky

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by bogeyman View Post
    Logic on your side?

    Look Man, I'm not trying to be deliberately obnoxious or cruel, but I've seen a ton of web millionaire wanabees, and, judging by your posts, you fit that profile exactly.

    You imagine you have unique insights and talents. You think your code is better than anyone elses. You imagine you have a killer idea - but somehow it just never comes together - but it's always because of circumstances or someone else doing you down.

    I showed interest, but you were arrogant and dismissive. Why?

    Well, I guess because you have nothing to show.

    I've seen a ton of dreamers. All puff but nothing to show.

    Prove me wrong.

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  • AtW
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    Future CUK classic thread ...

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  • PAH
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    Originally posted by bogeyman View Post
    Aw! Too deep - I was warming to you and then you shat on it.

    You sound like a woman, actually. Are you (a woman)?

    No. Women are only allowed on here in the proportion you find them in IT. As there's only a handful of real people posting here, all blokes, we haven't yet reached the threshold where the bouncers will let any real women in.

    Sad that those who met up recently and 'accidentally' leaked the photos on here for a while, had to employ a handful of local working girls to continue the pretence. By all accounts the working girls drank them under the table so they didn't even get a chance to 'perform' later.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Clippy View Post
    What I thought but there are obvious signs of intellect unlike the carpenter you are referring to.
    Glad to know I wasn't the only one heading down that train of thought.

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  • Clippy
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    You're not a "carpenter" by any chance are you?
    What I thought but there are obvious signs of intellect unlike the carpenter you are referring to.

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  • bogeyman
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    Originally posted by PAH View Post
    Ok, hands up, I'm a sentient being. Neither a figment of someone's imagination, or their fantasies.

    And just because you'll never see me and anyone else on here in the same room, doesn't mean I'm any of them.
    Aw! Too deep - I was warming to you and then you shat on it.

    You sound like a woman, actually. Are you (a woman)?

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  • PAH
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Waving not drowning?

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  • PAH
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    Originally posted by bogeyman View Post
    Own up you old blagger
    Ok, hands up, I'm a sentient being. Neither a figment of someone's imagination, or their fantasies.

    And just because you'll never see me and anyone else on here in the same room, doesn't mean I'm any of them.

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  • bogeyman
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Very encouraging to know there is life, even for big scaley buggers such as yourself.

    Check this out... http://www.youtube.com/results?searc...&search=Search

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  • bogeyman
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    Originally posted by PAH View Post
    Don't worry, it's recognised as the only true vacuum in the known Universe. Dyson keep trying to get me to work for them. Not the kind of suction job that appeals.
    Own up you old blagger

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  • PAH
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    Originally posted by bogeyman View Post
    Ugh! I'd hate to inhabit your mind.
    Don't worry, it's recognised as the only true vacuum in the known Universe. Dyson keep trying to get me to work for them. Not the kind of suction job that appeals.

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  • bogeyman
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    Originally posted by PAH View Post
    It'll no doubt win Chippy of the Year if you do that.

    They already do deep-fried Neds in Scotland by someone's account. I blame the BBC and that episode of Spooks. There's an important difference between fanny batter and battered fanny.
    Ugh! I'd hate to inhabit your mind.

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