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Previously on "Oxymoron of the day"

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View Post
    Sorry, I already have a dog at home - and she's much better looking than you.
    Oh that's nice, that's very nice indeed that is!

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  • KathyWoolfe
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Oh how I long to hear those words...

    "Churchy, it's me Kathy, come home....."

    Ah well, one can dream...

    Sorry, I already have a dog at home - and she's much better looking than you.

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  • KathyWoolfe
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    Originally posted by Fran View Post
    Geek

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  • oracleslave
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    Originally posted by Fran View Post
    Wash your mouth out.


    Awfull

    awful

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  • Fran
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Yeah, I know. I was just trying to be morantic!
    Wash your mouth out.


    Awfull

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Sad. Very.
    Yeah, I know. I was just trying to be morantic!

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Oh how I long to hear those words...

    "Churchy, it's me Kathy, come home....."

    Ah well, one can dream...
    Sad. Very.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View Post


    fulcrum
    Oh how I long to hear those words...

    "Churchy, it's me Kathy, come home....."

    Ah well, one can dream...

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  • Fran
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    Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View Post


    fulcrum
    Geek

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  • KathyWoolfe
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    Originally posted by Fran View Post
    Not to slag off Archimedes, but wouldn't he also have needed a pivot, or was he planning on using the moon?



    fulcrum

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  • gingerjedi
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    Originally posted by Fran View Post
    Not to slag off Archimedes, but wouldn't he also have needed a pivot, or was he planning on using the moon?
    He used Atlas's shoulder.

    HTH

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Fran View Post
    Not to slag off Archimedes, but wouldn't he also have needed a pivot, or was he planning on using the moon?
    You've been thinking again, haven't you?

    Oh Dear...

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  • Fran
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    Not to slag off Archimedes, but wouldn't he also have needed a pivot, or was he planning on using the moon?

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  • gingerjedi
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    Peter XXXXX is now Principle Team Leader at Pathway...
    The clue is staring you in the face.

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    They stink too!
    That's slander! Mods remove this post!!!

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