Reply to: Benched

[HairyArsedBloke]

Last time I was on the bench it ended up with me getting a restraining order to keep away from the parks.

[Churchill]

Benched?

I did that to my significant other at lunchtime...

[gingerjedi]

Fingers crossed then.

If you get the gig will you be investing in more dimmer switches then?

I won’t worry about the bills when I get a new gig, its funny how I only economise when my income is under threat.

I’d better ring the wife to stop her cancelling sky sports!

[miffy]

Wahoo!

Interview for a similar role.... Boomed again ...maybe.

Fingers crossed then.

If you get the gig will you be investing in more dimmer switches then?

[gingerjedi]

Wahoo!

Interview for a similar role.... Boomed again ...maybe.

[Lucifer Box]

Oh bugger... I'm not qualified to flip burgers.

You will be with a Maccalaureate.

[gingerjedi]

and an A-level

Oh bugger... I'm not qualified to flip burgers.

[FiveTimes]

As of Friday I will be involuntarily benched, I'm a support monkey with a 2 month old baby and my wife thinks she's having a year off.

Uber doomed.

Do you want fries with that?

and an A-level

[lilelvis2000]

On the bench - voluntarily, Though I'm supposed to have about two weeks of work coming along soon...the DBA's a dragging their asses. Other than that I just search around looking for freelance work from home.

Nothing spotted yet.

[rootsnall]

As of Friday I will be involuntarily benched, I'm a support monkey with a 2 month old baby and my wife thinks she's having a year off.

Uber doomed.

Your wife's Maternity Allowance will buy you a lot of that 26p a pint supermarket cider if things get really bad !

[gingerjedi]

As of Friday I will be involuntarily benched, I'm a support monkey with a 2 month old baby and my wife thinks she's having a year off.

Uber doomed.

[Cooperinliverp00l]

I have a nice wooden bench in the garden that i was going to sell in a couple of months just to hit the summer buy boom.

[ThomasSoerensen]

I have not been on the bench since I was an employee and sitting on the bench on salary is not so bad

[Bod]

Without resorting to a poll because they are so last year

True, polls are so Passé

Am currently on bench (fairly long term - 3 months) but the initial bench attraction has worn thin and I'm resolutely determined to be off it in the next four weeks.

Skills PM, SQL, Legacy Migrations, VFP

[Troll]

I custom built my bench for the garage out of 6x6 & 6x2 timber coach bolted together.
Added a No3 Vice - all sorted