Today' Metro

[AtW]

Maybe he has some sort of compulsion

Or maybe Cashley is just the kind of person who has no loyalty whatsoever - his wife should have paid attention how he sold out his buddies at Arsenal.

[PAH]

he
pukes

Maybe he has some sort of compulsion, much like Michelle Thorne (some X Factor glamour model apparently) who I saw in an 'educational video' the other night participating in golden showers. One way of keeping the water bill down I suppose.

[AtW]

Wouldn't suprise me if the Coles just deny, deny, deny until it blows over.

he
pukes

[PAH]

The bint didn't quite get the part about Cheryl accepting Ashley shags around so long as it's kept private (according to The Sun). Though what can footballers expect, they should know the gutter press practically employ their own tarts to get these kiss and tell stories to fill their rags.

Wouldn't suprise me if the Coles just deny, deny, deny until it blows over.

[larry]

Cole's a muppet. Cheryl's fit/hot. More to a marriage than the looks of your wife but she's bleedin' near perfect in the looks department.

[Troll]

What kind of girl carries on getting it on with a bloke who virtually puked over her and then after a bit of mouth washed carried on.

Dunno... the kind that hang around footballers or Man U parties for 5 minutes of fame & then act suprised when they get bonked?

[Bumfluff]

Ive seen the picture of the girl he sh*gged and Im not supprised he vomited she is a fecking minger, Ashley was a total nob to do it, his girls aloud bird is a millions times fitter.

Ashley did the deed but I recon he was really, really pissed he would of had to have been to have done her, so I recon she took advantage. What kind of girl carries on getting it on with a bloke who virtually puked over her and then after a bit of mouth washed carried on.

[oracleslave]

He only reads it when people (who paid for it) leave it on the table in train.

[AtW]

I thought you read the telegraph? standards are slipping...

He only reads it when people (who paid for it) leave it on the table in train.

[BrilloPad]

Not just because it is free, but it enlivened my journey home this evening during its report on the recent antics of Ashley Cole

http://www.metro.co.uk/fame/article....2&in_page_id=7

After making their way to the upstairs bedroom the blonde claims the couple started having sex before Cole rolled over and vomited on the cream carpet.

'He had some mouthwash and then jumped back into bed' claimed the blonde.

She said the pair started having sex again before his mates interrupted. Once they left they started up again and 'tried several positions.'

Cole 'collapsed panting' when they finished the second round and was 'clearly having a good time.'

priceless perhaps El Duder could pick up a few tips here

I thought you read the telegraph? standards are slipping...

[DodgyAgent]

Not just because it is free, but it enlivened my journey home this evening during its report on the recent antics of Ashley Cole

http://www.metro.co.uk/fame/article....2&in_page_id=7

After making their way to the upstairs bedroom the blonde claims the couple started having sex before Cole rolled over and vomited on the cream carpet.

'He had some mouthwash and then jumped back into bed' claimed the blonde.

She said the pair started having sex again before his mates interrupted. Once they left they started up again and 'tried several positions.'

Cole 'collapsed panting' when they finished the second round and was 'clearly having a good time.'

priceless perhaps El Duder could pick up a few tips here