Squirrels...

[gingerjedi]

On the ed' son.

[Francko]

I think I'm going to try a new diet.

I'm tired of eating chicken during the week and paying exorbitant prices for beef, pork or lamb so what I'm going to do is organise a trip to a local park and shoot a few squirrelts. I'm sure I could also get a few rabbits along the way so they also would be a welcome change to go in the freezer.

Come and get us.....

http://www.puromycin.co.uk/gallery/a...quirrelGun.jpg

[KathyWoolfe]

I think I'm going to try a new diet.

I'm tired of eating chicken during the week and paying exorbitant prices for beef, pork or lamb so what I'm going to do is organise a trip to a local park and shoot a few squirrelts. I'm sure I could also get a few rabbits along the way so they also would be a welcome change to go in the freezer.

[Francko]

"UK native red squirrels are dying out because they cannot compete against the larger grey populations."

Aheeemmm... it's not our fault if these red squirrelesses aren't such beauties.... and believe us, we tried to help but we quickly went back to our fully shaped grey squirrellesses. We also were not sure if the squirrell society would accept half grey, half red squirrells. Our society is simply not ready for that yet.

"According to the RSPP, red and grey squirrels cannot live alongside each other, because reds cannot compete for food against the larger and more powerful greys."

Sure, when we signed up for the gym they were too lazy to come with us and now..... who's to blame?

[DimPrawn]

Or rather a lot of ex squirrels...

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

Squirrel pie.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tyne/7206813.stm

According to the BNP, red and grey squirrels cannot live alongside each other, because reds cannot compete for food against the larger and more powerful greys. Greys also wish to build mosques and claim on the social.

Bloody racist scum.

[Diver]

Er, look, I'm going to go underground for a while, ok? If anyone asks, you've not seen me - you don't know where I am, in fact, just deny everything. Thanks guys, I know I can count on you.

<scamper>

Is this about that Crimewatch piece again ?

[realityhack]

Er, look, I'm going to go underground for a while, ok? If anyone asks, you've not seen me - you don't know where I am, in fact, just deny everything. Thanks guys, I know I can count on you.

<scamper>

[AtW]

[Churchill]

Once we're tipped off about the greys, we move in and set traps which are instantly effective.

Zeity, have you been on the hotline again?

[zeitghost]

Or rather a lot of ex squirrels...

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

Squirrel pie.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tyne/7206813.stm