Reply to: left or right foot?

[OwlHoot]

Ah ha, the 'chocolate foot' problem. This is a skill one has to learn to be involved in cycle racing, most notably in MTB and track. There are lots of exercises, but they all amount to the same thing: being able to start with the correct foot.

HTH

You can't be serious. I know racing cyclists wee "on the hoof". But I never would have believed they, you know, wouldn't stop for anything ...

[Diver]

What is he has no bottle? What hand should he fold the bottle in?

I think the easiest option would be to simply go in his pants.

Oh, he will, he will

When they replace him with an offshore outsource asset, due of course, to the coming recession

[thunderlizard]

Correctamundo. And after that, the right is the one that's left.

[TimberWolf]

The left every time. Which tinpot regiment were you all in?

So the right foot is your left foot

[Alf W]

We're all 'sh*tting into the same bowl' on this one.

[thunderlizard]

which foot?

The left every time. Which tinpot regiment were you all in?

[threaded]

Chocolate foot

Help! I need to ... but can't decide which foot to start ... with.

Ah ha, the 'chocolate foot' problem. This is a skill one has to learn to be involved in cycle racing, most notably in MTB and track. There are lots of exercises, but they all amount to the same thing: being able to start with the correct foot.

HTH

[hyperD]

Do a Borat and defecate in a plastic bag.

[MrsGoof]

surely it depends on if your regular or goofy?

why what problem does he have. He hasn't mentioned it to me

[TimberWolf]

What is he has no bottle? What hand should he fold the bottle in?

Easy, make an origami paper cup. And nice saucer if you is posh.

Supplementary question: What's the greatest volume of liquid that can be held in an (impervious) folded or glued A4 sheet of paper? I believe this isn’t easy to solve and I don’t know the solution (other than that it's urine in this case).

[Clippy]

either black or very dark grey, I can't decide

Ah, that's where your problem is.
If it was brown, you could have shat at your desk.

[chef]

surely it depends on if your regular or goofy?

[BoredBloke]

I just realised I had made the assupmtion that you only requried a number 1. On re reading this I had obvously not thought of the number 2 aspect of this. While the pants option still is a goer, I'd consider using somebody elses pants. Or on you desk - the cleaners would pobably move it for you later - clear desk policy and all that.

[Spacecadet]

Hmm, interesting dilemma.

What colour is your chair?

either black or very dark grey, I can't decide

[Clippy]

Hmm, interesting dilemma.

What colour is your chair?