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No you have to wear a squirrel outfit and brink vodka, you must have misunderstood his handwriting (it is a bit spidery).Originally posted by sasguru View PostYou can always go to atw's SKA party (when its succesful). Aparently you have to wear a silly hat and talk to other male geeks about hashing algorithms.
Are you coming too then??
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Close enough to Hatton Gardens for my wife to suggest she comes in some time so we can go shopping....Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI read the first sentence and wanted to go. Then I read the rest.
no wonder you don't get invited.
So you are now in LOndon? Anywhere White Horse or Browns?
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You can always go to atw's SKA party (when its succesful). Aparently you have to wear a silly hat and talk to other male geeks about hashing algorithms.Originally posted by Ardesco View PostRight screw you all!!! I'm going to have my own CUK get together with stippers and blackjack and alcohol!!!
Well OK maybe without the strippers....
And maybe without the blackjack.....
(OK, I'll sit at home in front of the forums and get drunk by myself HAPPY NOW???)
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I read the first sentence and wanted to go. Then I read the rest.Originally posted by Ardesco View PostRight screw you all!!! I'm going to have my own CUK get together with stippers and blackjack and alcohol!!!
Well OK maybe without the strippers....
And maybe without the blackjack.....
(OK, I'll sit at home in front of the forums and get drunk by myself HAPPY NOW???)
no wonder you don't get invited.
So you are now in LOndon? Anywhere White Horse or Browns?
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Right screw you all!!! I'm going to have my own CUK get together with stippers and blackjack and alcohol!!!
Well OK maybe without the strippers....
And maybe without the blackjack.....
(OK, I'll sit at home in front of the forums and get drunk by myself HAPPY NOW???)
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Please give us your location for next 6 months so we can make sure you get excluded from all of them...
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Here's a girly one tooOriginally posted by zeitghostHave a manly
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D'uh .....cos we don't want you to comeOriginally posted by Ardesco View PostDo you always have the CUK London get together when I'm working bloody miles away, but as soon as I get another gig in London you go and bloody well do one oop north that i'm not likely to get to instead????
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Do you always have the CUK London get together when I'm working bloody miles away, but as soon as I get another gig in London you go and bloody well do one oop north that i'm not likely to get to instead????
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