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Previously on "Latest news from the Dept. of The Bleedin' Obvious"

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  • BrowneIssue
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    Originally posted by realityhack View Post
    You lot take hairsplitting to a new level.
    hair-splitting

    HTH

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  • KathyWoolfe
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    Originally posted by realityhack View Post
    You lot take hairsplitting to a new level.
    what breed of hare are you referring to

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  • realityhack
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    You lot take hairsplitting to a new level.

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  • KathyWoolfe
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    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    its actually defined to be between 18 and 23 degrees celcius
    ie the temperature of a normally habitable room
    so what realityhack should have said is

    "It's not exactly dry at the temperature of a normally habitable room and atmospheric pressure though is it"

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  • Spacecadet
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    Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View Post
    Room temperature is whatever the temperature of a room is.
    its actually defined to be between 18 and 23 degrees celcius
    ie the temperature of a normally habitable room

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  • KathyWoolfe
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    Originally posted by realityhack View Post
    It's not exactly dry at room temperature and atmospheric pressure though is it?

    Room temperature is whatever the temperature of a room is.

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  • Spacecadet
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    "Blind people less likely to buy newspapers"

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  • realityhack
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    "Lazy people less productive", according to a study of 3 people, written on the back of a fag packet by researchers from Kingston 'University'.

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  • Troll
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Dribble dribble

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  • realityhack
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    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
    Actually, water is a poor wetting agent.
    It's not exactly dry at room temperature and atmospheric pressure though is it?

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  • BrowneIssue
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    This thread might keep me amused all day.
    Originally posted by realityhack View Post
    Well I never, what will they think up next?

    "Water actually wet", according to scientists at London Metropolitan University.
    Actually, water is a poor wetting agent.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by Troll View Post
    sasguru is a coont", by forum members of Contractor UK
    Ah diddums, Troll is feeling a little inadequate again. Don't wory Troll, you have a lot to be modest about.

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  • BrowneIssue
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    Reads further...

    "They asked volunteers to rate attractiveness of images with leg lengths that varied 5, 10 and 15 per cent from the Polish national norm.

    "the viewers preferred legs that were 5 per cent longer than average Next best were normal-length legs, or ones that were 10 per cent longer"

    So, very slightly longer is very good, normal is good, quite long is not good and very long is very bad.

    Effectively, the complete opposite of the headline which should have read:

    "People don't like freaks"

    Bloody journalists.

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  • BrilloPad
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    But they have to be exactly 5% longer? 10% is uns*xy?

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  • BrowneIssue
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    "However, Boguslaw Pawlowski and Piotr Sorokowski at the University of Wroclaw in Poland wanted to investigate whether relative leg lengths affected such perceptions."

    "Boguslaw Paw lowski" ?

    Fake Grope Low ?

    Hmm.

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