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Previously on "Plan C Giveaway"
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I believe we should all send a potato to our friends in Moscow. This way at least they can have something to eat before Xmas.
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You should switch to a virus checker written in C#. That solves all performance problems (has pointers don't you know).
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I always wondered where George Bush got the basis for his foriegn policy!
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How very Russian of you!!!!Originally posted by AtW View PostI have a better idea - hang publicly virus writers, soon they will run out of heads.
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I have a better idea - hang publicly virus writers, soon they will run out of heads.
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Not new, I can remember there was one that carried on like that. Can't remember their name off hand.Originally posted by milanbenes View Postwhy can't someone make a damn virus scanner which starts when the screen is locked/screen saver active and stops when the screen is unlocked/screen saver deactivated and which continues from where it left off at each opportunity
always have to kill the process to get rid of the virus scanner which kills the performance of my laptop
rant over
Milan.
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Actually for once, Milan has had a good idea.
Heavens forbid he must have read is somewhere else!!!!
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Virus scanners are for numpties anyway, if you keep your system fully patched the only viruses you get will be using zero-day exploits that the scanner won't catch anyway.
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You mean a SETI@home type background thingyOriginally posted by milanbenes View Postwhy can't someone make a damn virus scanner which starts when the screen is locked/screen saver active and stops when the screen is unlocked/screen saver deactivated and which continues from where it left off at each opportunity
always have to kill the process to get rid of the virus scanner which kills the performance of my laptop
rant over
Milan.
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Plan C Giveaway
why can't someone make a damn virus scanner which starts when the screen is locked/screen saver active and stops when the screen is unlocked/screen saver deactivated and which continues from where it left off at each opportunity
always have to kill the process to get rid of the virus scanner which kills the performance of my laptop
rant over
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