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  • Francko
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    Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
    It is if you are dwarf
    5'9''1/2 (well that's dwarfish in Holland but not in England - I do actually believe that even in Italy people are taller than in England despite all these useless statistics based on what people claim to be, not real measurements)

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  • DodgyAgent
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post


    Anyway - 13 stone isn't big - it's hardly even chubby!

    Must try harder next Xmas Franko
    It is if you are dwarf

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  • Francko
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
    Well done mate!!!!

    Nearly back to normal after the Xmas hiccup I see
    Hope you still like me, though.

    Anyway, gaining weight is something I am very good at, especially when I can prepare my delicious meals, mostly am specialised at roman specialities like carbonara (proper one with no cream but only the red of the eggs, not like the do it in England), cacciatora lamb or rabbit, saltimbocca, amatriciana sauce, pasta with clams,etc. but I can make decent international dishes too. mmmm..... how long to go to lunch?

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
    I LOVE big blokes!

    Big cuddly bears...mmmmm

    big? in any particular area?

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  • SallyAnne
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    Well done mate!!!!

    Nearly back to normal after the Xmas hiccup I see

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  • EqualOpportunities
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
    How did you put 13 pounds on in 11 days?

    You must have had a brilliant Xmas mate!!

    Either that, or he's not had a tulip for a fortnight.

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  • tay
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    Are you a feeder as well? One of those types that starts dating a skinny person.. then feeds them and feeds them and feeds them till they are fat.

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by Francko View Post


    I didn't really read "blokes" at a first glance.


    Anyway - 13 stone isn't big - it's hardly even chubby!

    Must try harder next Xmas Franko

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  • Francko
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
    I LOVE big blokes!
    I didn't really read "blokes" at a first glance.

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  • Francko
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    You won't have to try too hard with the latter
    Well actually, at the moment it's harder to hide the former.

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by Francko View Post
    She likes them chubby and stupid. I am happy to simulate both of those qualities for her.


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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by Francko View Post
    She likes them chubby and stupid. I am happy to simulate both of those qualities for her.
    You won't have to try too hard with the latter

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  • Francko
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    Originally posted by tay View Post
    You are a chubby chaser?
    She likes them chubby and stupid. I am happy to simulate both of those qualities for her.

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by tay View Post
    You are a chubby chaser?
    I LOVE big blokes!

    Big cuddly bears...mmmmm

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  • tay
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    You are a chubby chaser?

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