Reply to: Toilet

[Diver]

It's squirrel on my hand. And here is the movie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6NLIappNGs

I think it's really clever the way you trained that squirrel to use the video camera, well done

[EqualOpportunities]

And clench your fist.

It blocks the hole

[Diver]

Put your hand up of course!

After your probationary period it will no longer be a problem. All permies have a bag fitted!

And clench your fist.

It blocks the hole

[AtW]

Why are you waving your hand at them? Are they more likely to approach than if you stay still?

No - waving actually helps mine to grasp that I've got something tasty in my hand so it's worth taking the risk

Normally I don't have to wave, but presence of other people makes squirrels a bit nervy, so I tried to get their attention before camera stops working.

[BrowneIssue]

I think I need to go, but I'm worried about my permie manager not letting me. What should I do?

Hope you've been toilet trained?

[El_Diablo]

I think I need to go, but I'm worried about my permie manager not letting me. What should I do?

Was this in you Personal Development Plan? You should have factored things such as this in!

Oh dear.

[realityhack]

It's squirrel on my hand. And here is the movie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6NLIappNGs

Nice tash AtW.

Why are you waving your hand at them? Are they more likely to approach than if you stay still?

[tay]

It's squirrel on my hand. And here is the movie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6NLIappNGs

Nice Mo

[tay]

I think I need to go, but I'm worried about my permie manager not letting me. What should I do?

Wilmslow

1 thread is not enough, you need to start 6 different threads all asking the same question. It is what wannabe permies do apparenty.

[AtW]

Is that a pic of your hand up a squirrels arse??

It's squirrel on my hand. And here is the movie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6NLIappNGs

[chef]

AtW,

Is that a pic of your hand up a squirrels arse??

[AtW]

I remember back in school during English lessons we had to ask to go to the toilet in English (which was foreign language to me) - you could not do it too often, so it required tactical thinking to get out when the hardest question was about to get asked. Raising hand also normally meant you volunteer to answer question, so you had to be careful...

[BrowneIssue]

I think I need to go, but I'm worried about my permie manager not letting me. What should I do?

Stick a cork up your arse and see how long it takes for you to fill up with tulip.

Gosh. That was quick! Now you're ready for management.

[miffy]

I think I need to go, but I'm worried about my permie manager not letting me. What should I do?

Wilmslow

Put your hand up of course!

After your probationary period it will no longer be a problem. All permies have a bag fitted!

[Bluebird]

I think I need to go, but I'm worried about my permie manager not letting me. What should I do?

Wilmslow

perhaps you should be more worried that he find out you're posting on a messageboard...