"n Germany, the dogs have a strict breeding regime..."
"UK dogs do not have the same ... obedience as those bred in Germany."
Ist somevun havink ein larf at our sqvuare-headed friends, ja?
Anyway, once the German breeders in turn outsource the training to their cheaper Turkish immigrants, our handlers will have to learn Turkish too.
Ein penny to ein punt, this will all turn to rat-daffodils within 3 years:
PC Porkchop told the court: "I gave the order to the dog to let go. It wasn't until it had chewed the defendent's arm off that I remembered to give the order in German. <snigger>"
Or we'll end up with Polish criminals over here giving orders to the Police's dogs to attack their handlers 'cos they can yell the German more convincingly!
I'd love to see the risk register associated with this project!
PS: Troll, I love the avatar!
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