Not support
He could be a good tester though.
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Prawn - have you ever worked in - and been sacked from - a support role, by any chance?Leave a comment:
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IT Training for Agents:Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
1. Launch a web browser (that thing that you click to browse porn online)
2. goto Google (www.google.com)
3. Type CDO into the long rectangle thing and click the grey rectangle with the words Google Search in it.
4. In the results, click the first one in blue with the underline that says "Collateralized debt obligation - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia"Leave a comment:
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Perhaps The Worst Decision Ever Made At An Investment Bank
http://news.hereisthecity.com/news/b...ews/7410.cntns
As US prosecutors schedule meetings with Bear Stearns executives to discuss the failure of two Bear-run hedge funds, which went under last summer, staff over at Merrill Lynch are left to reflect on a decision made by senior officials of their firm which directly affected the future of the two hedge funds, but more significantly, caused Merrill itself to come close to collapse. This decision was perhaps the worst ever made by anyone at an investment bank.
Merrill and Bear enjoyed strong ties, and a close business relationship. According to Bloomberg, Merrill had been selling hundreds of millions of dollars in CDOs to the two Bear-managed hedge funds, the High-Grade Structured Credit Strategies Fund and the High-Grade Structured Credit Strategies Enhanced Leveraged Fund. Now the hedge funds basically purchased these CDOs on credit, with Merrill effectively lending 90% of the value to the funds against the security of the value of the CDOs themselves.
Problems first surfaced last June, when the value of the Bear hedge funds' CDOs started to fall, and Merrill demanded that the funds provide more collateral to secure their credit line, or sell assets to reduce the debt. Bear executives are said to have pleaded for more time, pointing out a forced sale of their CDOs to raise cash at this stage would simply push the prices of all CDOs, included others held by Merrill, down. Merrill executives are said not to have listened, and on the 15th June seized $850m of CDO assets from the Bear-managed funds (something it was legally entitled to do), and tried to sell them on the open market.
After receiving offers of only 20 cents on the dollar, Merrill gave up its efforts. It was too late for the Bear-run hedge funds, however, as other creditors followed Merrill's lead and pressured Bear to pay down credit lines. In July, after selling $3.8bn of CDOs at knocked-down prices, the funds declared bankruptcy, with investors losing $1.6bn. But, more importantly, this episode set off a chain-reaction which resulted in the general re-pricing of CDOs - and among them were $23bn in Merrill's own portfolio. The result, of course, was a $7.9bn third-quarter write-down for Merrill, with rumours that the firm will be forced to take up to an additional $15bn in write-downs for the fourth-quarter (Merrill posts its latest earnings figures on the 17th).
Bloomberg quotes William Fitzpatrick, from Optique Capital Management, who said that although 'the end was inevitable....Merrill could maybe have bought some time if it hadn't blown the whistle on the Bear funds..........It was in Merrill's interest to wait it out and allow the Bear Stearns funds to recapitalize, so they wouldn't have to re-price their assets'. And Merrill could have used that time to reduce its CDO portfolio, or buy hedges against it'. The upshot of this tremendously short-sighted decision was, of course, huge losses, liquidity problems, job cuts and a firm in crisis.
Finally, Reuters reports that Mac Gardner, the head of Merrill's Americas global wealth management business, is to leave at the end of the month. Gardner, 46, was seen as close to former firm CEO Stan O'Neal. His departure is being seen as a prelude to yet more senior management changes at the firm.
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