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BrilloPad replied

22 December 2007, 16:18
Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post

I just felt like a good troll was needed. All this festiveness was getting to me

Also : "Note: You should never take anything I say seriously, especially when said on an internet forum"

I know how you feel old chap - have a good Christmas.

Why is there no firm manly handshake avatar?
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AtW replied

22 December 2007, 00:32
Originally posted by r0bly0ns View Post

Which is changed to Noddy when you type it in here..........

Watch out for character named "Noddy" on here, he is a right ....
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r0bly0ns replied

22 December 2007, 00:24
the name for a male hen is .......?

This word is also the same as the name for a male reproductive organ.

Which is changed to Noddy when you type it in here..........
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fridge replied

21 December 2007, 22:49
Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post

Male hen with a Y on the end becomes noddyy

Male hen (noddy) becomes noddy

Sorry SP I just dont get it! Boy have I got a lot to learn
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Sockpuppet replied

21 December 2007, 22:08
Originally posted by fridge View Post

Sorry SP but what is "noddyy" or have I lead a very sheltered life?

Male hen with a Y on the end becomes cocky

Male hen (cock) becomes noddy
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Sockpuppet replied

21 December 2007, 22:06
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

I am still struggling to see the connection between this incident and fatherhood. Alas I can only think I upset SockPuppet - which is a shame as I like him.

SockPuppet - is everything okay? Its nearly Crimbo - lets put this aside until the new year?

I just felt like a good troll was needed. All this festiveness was getting to me

Also : "Note: You should never take anything I say seriously, especially when said on an internet forum"
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BrowneIssue replied

21 December 2007, 22:05
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Seems the squirrel still alive - should she try to get the cats away from it? Then kill it with a spade? Thing is the cats love to torture mice and frogs - and with two of them the squirrel has no chance.

Any suggestions please?

Duh! Film its torture and death and upload it to Youtube, of course.
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fridge replied

21 December 2007, 21:40
Sorry SP but what is "noddyy" or have I lead a very sheltered life?

FRIDGE

Oh and sorry about the big tailed rodent losing out to cats, let hope it didnt suffer to much
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OwlHoot replied

21 December 2007, 21:13
Originally posted by daviejones View Post

Squirrels can be damn nasty if cornered so I am surprised the cat did not get a nasty bite...

Maybe it was sluggish in the cold weather.
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AtW replied

21 December 2007, 16:32
Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

byeeee!!!

I'm back on Monday.

Well, that's better than "No", don't drink too much on parties
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Jog On replied

21 December 2007, 16:32
Clever squirrels
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SueEllen replied

21 December 2007, 16:30
Originally posted by AtW View Post

Do you like me?

byeeee!!!

I'm back on Monday.
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AtW replied

21 December 2007, 16:27
Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

I won't eat snakes or spiders. I like them.

Do you like me?
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SueEllen replied

21 December 2007, 16:27
Originally posted by AtW View Post

I had pet rabbits, can't contemplate eating them

I won't eat snakes or spiders. I like them.

Not too sure about pigs, lambs, chickens etc.

And I detest rats so won't go near them in any form.
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AtW replied

21 December 2007, 16:25
Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

I don't like rabbits either but I like rabbit pie.

I had pet rabbits, can't contemplate eating them
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