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Previously on "Christmas songs"
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Only one winner here...............Shaun the Sheep for Xmas Number One.
You heard it here first!
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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You're a gent Sir!
I vaguely recollect singing this around twenty years ago, being driven round the backroads and country pubs of Sussex, rather the worse for wear.......
cheers,
RS
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Originally posted by RSoles View PostGot the words for this Chantho? I've been looking for them for years.
I remember
Five boy scouts,
four something something
three French Whores
two tuliphouse doors.
And my Lord Montagu of Beaulieu
But I've lost the other lines.........
There are various choices for the different days, particularly 9-12, but one version is, from memory
12 t1ts a twanging
11 leaping lesbians
10 torn-off tools
9 gnawed-off nipples
8 aching @rseholes
7 syphilitics
6 sex-starved spinsters
5 choir boys !!
4 boy scouts
3 French whores
2 tuliphouse doors
and my Lord Montague of Beaulieu (he's a poof!)
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Originally posted by Chantho View Post"the 12 days of christmas" but not the usual version, rather the one with "Lord Montagu of Beaulieu" on day 1 etc.
I remember
Five boy scouts,
four something something
three French Whores
two tuliphouse doors.
And my Lord Montagu of Beaulieu
But I've lost the other lines.........
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Originally posted by WindyAnna View PostAre there any decent ones?
I have Phil Spector's "A Christmas Gift to you" in the car at the moment and am particularly loving Darlene Love's "Baby Please Come Home" .... desperately cheesy but FABULOUS!
Fairytale in New York (unabridged) is mighty fine too ...
Any others
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Driving home for Christmas, always brings a tear to Futurewife's eye.
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Malcolm Middleton's "We're All Going To Die"
http://www.malcolmmiddleton.co.uk/news.htm
http://www.wereallgoingtodie.co.uk/ NSFW
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I downloaded Christmas Hits 07 (sad, I know) the other day, and "Proper Chrimbo" by Bo' Selecta takes some beating...
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Originally posted by BA to the Stars View PostToo late - I was humming it as I tried to remember the words
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Originally posted by daviejones View PostThanks...now I am gonna be humming it all day ...
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Originally posted by BA to the Stars View PostI think it's called Merry Christmas Everyone
Starts with Snow is falling, all around us, children playing, having fun, tis the season to be jolly, merry Christmas everyone"
With the charts now being determined by downloads as well as sales, there seems to be a few of the christmas hits from previous years in the charts (including this one and Wham's Last Christmas)
Thanks...now I am gonna be humming it all day ...
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Merry Xmas
Merry Xmas
do do do do do do do do do
Merry Xmas
Merry Xmas
do do do do do do do do do
(That was the Waitresses by the way)
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Originally posted by daviejones View PostThe one by Shakin Stevens? Can't recall how it goes or what it is called though...
Starts with Snow is falling, all around us, children playing, having fun, tis the season to be jolly, merry Christmas everyone"
With the charts now being determined by downloads as well as sales, there seems to be a few of the christmas hits from previous years in the charts (including this one and Wham's Last Christmas)
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