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Previously on "Christmas songs"

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    Ring out solstice bell: Jethro Tull.

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Only one winner here...............Shaun the Sheep for Xmas Number One.
    You heard it here first!

    Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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  • RSoles
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    You're a gent Sir!

    I vaguely recollect singing this around twenty years ago, being driven round the backroads and country pubs of Sussex, rather the worse for wear.......

    cheers,
    RS

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  • Chantho
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    Originally posted by RSoles View Post
    Got the words for this Chantho? I've been looking for them for years.
    I remember

    Five boy scouts,
    four something something
    three French Whores
    two tuliphouse doors.
    And my Lord Montagu of Beaulieu


    But I've lost the other lines.........

    There are various choices for the different days, particularly 9-12, but one version is, from memory

    12 t1ts a twanging
    11 leaping lesbians
    10 torn-off tools
    9 gnawed-off nipples
    8 aching @rseholes
    7 syphilitics
    6 sex-starved spinsters
    5 choir boys !!
    4 boy scouts
    3 French whores
    2 tuliphouse doors
    and my Lord Montague of Beaulieu (he's a poof!)

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
    Driving home for Christmas, always brings a tear to Futurewife's eye.
    Maybe you ought to slow down then?

    IGMC

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  • RSoles
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    Originally posted by Chantho View Post
    "the 12 days of christmas" but not the usual version, rather the one with "Lord Montagu of Beaulieu" on day 1 etc.
    Got the words for this Chantho? I've been looking for them for years.
    I remember

    Five boy scouts,
    four something something
    three French Whores
    two tuliphouse doors.
    And my Lord Montagu of Beaulieu


    But I've lost the other lines.........

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  • Chantho
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    Originally posted by WindyAnna View Post
    Are there any decent ones?

    I have Phil Spector's "A Christmas Gift to you" in the car at the moment and am particularly loving Darlene Love's "Baby Please Come Home" .... desperately cheesy but FABULOUS!

    Fairytale in New York (unabridged) is mighty fine too ...

    Any others
    "the 12 days of christmas" but not the usual version, rather the one with "Lord Montagu of Beaulieu" on day 1 etc.

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  • Moscow Mule
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    Driving home for Christmas, always brings a tear to Futurewife's eye.

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  • BrowneIssue
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    Malcolm Middleton's "We're All Going To Die"

    http://www.malcolmmiddleton.co.uk/news.htm

    http://www.wereallgoingtodie.co.uk/ NSFW

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  • Ruprect
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    I downloaded Christmas Hits 07 (sad, I know) the other day, and "Proper Chrimbo" by Bo' Selecta takes some beating...

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  • daviejones
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    Originally posted by BA to the Stars View Post
    Too late - I was humming it as I tried to remember the words
    Right, now to get it as a ringtone, then persuade people to ring it all day. How annoying would that be?

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  • BA to the Stars
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    Originally posted by daviejones View Post
    Thanks...now I am gonna be humming it all day ...
    Too late - I was humming it as I tried to remember the words

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  • daviejones
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    Originally posted by BA to the Stars View Post
    I think it's called Merry Christmas Everyone

    Starts with Snow is falling, all around us, children playing, having fun, tis the season to be jolly, merry Christmas everyone"

    With the charts now being determined by downloads as well as sales, there seems to be a few of the christmas hits from previous years in the charts (including this one and Wham's Last Christmas)

    Thanks...now I am gonna be humming it all day ...

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  • SallyAnne
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    Merry Xmas
    Merry Xmas
    do do do do do do do do do
    Merry Xmas
    Merry Xmas
    do do do do do do do do do

    (That was the Waitresses by the way)

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  • BA to the Stars
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    Originally posted by daviejones View Post
    The one by Shakin Stevens? Can't recall how it goes or what it is called though...
    I think it's called Merry Christmas Everyone

    Starts with Snow is falling, all around us, children playing, having fun, tis the season to be jolly, merry Christmas everyone"

    With the charts now being determined by downloads as well as sales, there seems to be a few of the christmas hits from previous years in the charts (including this one and Wham's Last Christmas)

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