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Diver replied

9 December 2007, 00:26
Originally posted by wendigo100 View Post

She's not welsh then...

Oy! Watchit
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thunderlizard replied

9 December 2007, 00:25
A knuckleduster or a 6 inch hunting knife. Up the Chelse!
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wendigo100 replied

8 December 2007, 11:25
Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post

Er...no. She doesn't have a beard.

She's not welsh then...
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Moose423956 replied

7 December 2007, 21:07
Originally posted by Ruprect View Post

I take it this isn't (b) then!

Er...no. She doesn't have a beard.
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Charles Foster Kane replied

7 December 2007, 15:59
<David Bowie>

..This is not America...

</David Bowie>
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Ruprect replied

7 December 2007, 15:56
Originally posted by Money Money Money View Post

It's my last day on site at our christmas lunch (very posh restaurant). Got my secret santa a gimp mask!

Good skills. Make sure they try it on for size.
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Money Money Money replied

7 December 2007, 15:55
It's my last day on site at our christmas lunch (very posh restaurant). Got my secret santa a gimp mask!
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Ruprect replied

7 December 2007, 15:53
I take it this isn't (b) then!
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Moose423956 replied

7 December 2007, 15:52
Originally posted by Ruprect View Post

Methinks he doth protest too much

We both have beards, it would be like Velcro!
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Ruprect replied

7 December 2007, 15:51
Methinks he doth protest too much
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Moose423956 replied

7 December 2007, 12:51
Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post

I said I would get them for a cute guy, so if you want to get them you must think he's cute.

I don't want to get them for him. Whether he's cute or not. And I don't think he's cute. So there!
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alreadypacked replied

7 December 2007, 12:45
Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post

I NEVER said he was cute!

I said I would get them for a cute guy, so if you want to get them you must think he's cute.
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Moose423956 replied

7 December 2007, 12:39
Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post

You seem to think he's cute, what's the problem.

I NEVER said he was cute!
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alreadypacked replied

7 December 2007, 12:38
Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post

There's no way I'm buying any bloke fur-lined handcuffs. What if he finds out it was me?

You seem to think he's cute, what's the problem.
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Moose423956 replied

7 December 2007, 12:34
Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post

for a cute guy "Fur lined handcuffs"

There's no way I'm buying any bloke fur-lined handcuffs. What if he finds out it was me?
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