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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
    CUKers do it with a shocked expression on their faces.
    That's nothing compared to what CUKers end up with on their faces.

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  • Xenophon
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    CUKers do it with a shocked expression on their faces.








    Because they are surprised to be doing it.



    Naturally, this statement does not apply to me, for I am a swordsman of the highest order.

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  • BoredBloke
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    If your a canoeist, surely you forget what it was you did for 5 years while your wife sells the house and gets the life insurance money

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  • BA to the Stars
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    Bankers do it with interest

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Canoeists do it with even strokes
    Rugby players do it with odd shaped balls
    Romans do it with funny shaped noses
    Information technologists do IT (full stop)


    Qu: Why do IT people have small balls?

    Ans: Because they are not very sociable.

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  • EternalOptimist
    started a topic Canoeists

    Canoeists

    Canoeists do it with even strokes
    Rugby players do it with odd shaped balls
    Romans do it with funny shaped noses







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