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CUKers do it with a shocked expression on their faces.
Because they are surprised to be doing it.
Naturally, this statement does not apply to me, for I am a swordsman of the highest order.
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If your a canoeist, surely you forget what it was you did for 5 years while your wife sells the house and gets the life insurance money
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Information technologists do IT (full stop)Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostCanoeists do it with even strokes
Rugby players do it with odd shaped balls
Romans do it with funny shaped noses

Qu: Why do IT people have small balls?
Ans: Because they are not very sociable.
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Canoeists
Canoeists do it with even strokes
Rugby players do it with odd shaped balls
Romans do it with funny shaped noses
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