Reply to: Canoeist amnesiac arrested

[Clippy]

This story is getting more and more intrigueing by the minute:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tees/7131548.stm

Mr Darwin's sons Anthony and Mark said they felt they were "the victims of a large scam. How could our mam continue to let us believe our dad had died when he was very much alive?"

It has also emerged that both sons have recently left their jobs - one in property and one in insurance.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/crime/arti...223201,00.html

The wife of missing canoeist John Darwin left Panama tonight to return to Britain.

Mrs Darwin's departure from Panama came as it emerged that one of her sons left his flat in the middle of the night, leaving a notepad apparently containing "instructions" for his girlfriend to meet him at London City airport. Flatmates of Mark Darwin, 31, called police after they found he had cleared out his room in Finchley, north London. A tabloid bidding war to buy the notebook ensued and reached £10,000 before a flatmate emerged and said police had advised them not to reveal further details.

Mark, 31, quit EC Harris, a firm of international property consultants, on Friday, the day before his father's reappearance. A spokesman for the company said he had worked his notice and had not left abruptly. Anthony, from Basingstoke, Hampshire, left his insurance job with Towergate Risk Solutions in Reading in August.

Personally, I think the butler did it!

[SueEllen]

Why did he come back to the UK?
Did he get fed up with his Misses and decide that prison was preferable?
As an ex-screw he will get no love in prison. Actually he will probably get plenty of love but not desirable love.

Panama does have an extradition treaty with the UK. He may have decided a UK jail was preferable to a stay in a Panamanian one.

Anyway his Misses has done a disappearing act with the money.

[crack_ho]

Why did he come back to the UK?
Did he get fed up with his Misses and decide that prison was preferable?
As an ex-screw he will get no love in prison. Actually he will probably get plenty of love but not desirable love.

[gingerjedi]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tees/7130046.stm

Looks like he's up 5hit creek without a paddle.

[chef]

ok, so your trying to lay low for a while, dont want to be found..

i know, lets have a photo taken with the "Move to Panama" rep for their website..

no one will ever notice, it'll be fine, smile dear..

sorry kids, when i said your dad's dead 5 years ago, what i meant to say is he's dead relaxed in panama topping up his tan.. oh now come on, saying you'll never speak to us again, that's a bit harsh isnt it?



what an idiot

[SueEllen]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tees/7130046.stm

Canoeist photo genuine, says wife

[Diver]

Just on telly.

The guy and his missus have been under investigation by the police for the past three months. They were after him before he came back from the dead

[threaded]

I shouldnt have to, i'd expect if someone makes a statement then they'd back it up with proof, but I will remember not to hire Threaded Defendents LLP if ever im in court and needing a defence..

"it's obvious judge, just do some research for yourself you idle plank"


<chef in "tease threaded day" mode >

I have been known to ask a Silk if they were still on their Pupilage.

[chef]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/liv...e_id=1770&ct=5

Classic

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.../ncanoe304.xml

"Councillor David Young said: "It's very strange.""

you see threaded, diver and sueellen manage to quote there references just fine.. come on now keep up at the back.. if you need help in quoting external sites just PM me and i'll be more than happy to help..

[chef]

It's splattered all over the web now, front page of Sky News for example, so just do a Google you idle plank.

I shouldnt have to, i'd expect if someone makes a statement then they'd back it up with proof, but I will remember not to hire Threaded Defendents LLP if ever im in court and needing a defence..

"it's obvious judge, just do some research for yourself you idle plank"


<chef in "tease threaded day" mode >

[Diver]

I didn't realise he was a former prison officer.

Should feel right at home

[SueEllen]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.../ncanoe304.xml

"Councillor David Young said: "It's very strange.""

[SueEllen]

I didn't realise he was a former prison officer.

[Diver]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/liv...e_id=1770&ct=5

Classic

[Bagpuss]

the newspapers always tell the truth, especially when dealing with people who don't have the resource to fight back, allegedly, apparently etc.