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Previously on "Chimps beat students in cognitive skills test"

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Whats photographic memory got to do with cognitive skills ?
    My camera has a photographic memory but I wouldnt ask it to explain Heisenburgs uncertainty principle to a class of students









    Nothing, but how else was I going to have a dig at students and touchy cheesey people in one post?

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  • wendigo100
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Our students aren't up to the chimp standard, sadly... we have to make do with howler monkeys.

    The noise is deafening.
    As bad as the drumming?

    Actually, it's stopped here for the day.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Whats photographic memory got to do with cognitive skills ?
    My camera has a photographic memory but I wouldnt ask it to explain Heisenburgs uncertainty principle to a class of students









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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
    But did they down any beer?
    No they nicked the Taxi, drove to the airport, flew to the UK and are currently posing as contractors and posting in this thread

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    True, but I am proud to be dumb
    The benefits of stupidity should never be underestimated.

    My Grandad always said "Act stupid and never volunteer, Keeps you out of no end of trouble in the army"

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    In South America during the summer, they nicked a ladder. escaped from a zoo, and beat a Taxi driver to death. close enough.
    The lead chimp was called Satan apparently
    But did they down any beer?

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by Ruprect View Post
    But can they neck 8 pints of Stella and steal some traffic cones? I think not.
    In South America during the summer, they nicked a ladder. escaped from a zoo, and beat a Taxi driver to death. close enough.
    The lead chimp was called Satan apparently

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    Yes, and you spent a long time on there with me in the wee hours of this morning M
    True, but I am proud to be dumb

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by Ruprect View Post
    8 pints of Stella
    Which also happens to be the answer to: what is the difference between a dog and a fox.

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    'Cos that's what TPD is for?
    Yes, and you spent a long time on there with me in the wee hours of this morning M

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  • Ruprect
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7124156.stm

    Chimpanzees have an extraordinary photographic memory that is far superior to ours, research suggests.

    Young chimps outperformed university students in memory tests devised by Japanese scientists.

    Now why does that not surprise me? Question is, are the chimps on £750/day though?
    But can they neck 8 pints of Stella and steal some traffic cones? I think not.

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    And why aren't any of them posting on here?
    'Cos that's what TPD is for?

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  • Diver
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    And why aren't any of them posting on here?

    Oh! sorry NickFitz

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Question is, are the chimps on £750/day though?
    Only if they can spell apparently

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  • NoddY
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Now why does that not surprise me? Question is, are the chimps on £750/day though?
    They are in some places.

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