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Previously on "Chimps beat students in cognitive skills test"
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Originally posted by zeitghostOur students aren't up to the chimp standard, sadly... we have to make do with howler monkeys.
The noise is deafening.
Actually, it's stopped here for the day.
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Whats photographic memory got to do with cognitive skills ?
My camera has a photographic memory but I wouldnt ask it to explain Heisenburgs uncertainty principle to a class of students
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Originally posted by Ruprect View PostBut can they neck 8 pints of Stella and steal some traffic cones? I think not.
The lead chimp was called Satan apparently
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Originally posted by Diver View PostYes, and you spent a long time on there with me in the wee hours of this morning M
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Originally posted by Ruprect View Post8 pints of Stella
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View Posthttp://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7124156.stm
Chimpanzees have an extraordinary photographic memory that is far superior to ours, research suggests.
Young chimps outperformed university students in memory tests devised by Japanese scientists.
Now why does that not surprise me? Question is, are the chimps on £750/day though?
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Originally posted by Diver View PostAnd why aren't any of them posting on here?
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