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Blimey, I would have thought that living 10 years under New Labour would have made people used to be treated like a khoont.
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Shame on you all.... picking on him like that
Now you've hurt his feelings,.... all say sorry
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Mobile cheese you need a thicker skin, cheese with a thicker skin, geddit?
Oh, OK
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I'm sorry, but based on this, I have to ask - are you sure your not on £75 a day?Originally posted by MobileCheese View PostDig at my spelling all you like when your own £750 a day as I am and have been for the last mmmm 3.5 years, and the other 3 years prior to that £700 aday. Yeah I cant spell as Im dyslexic but otherwise I have an extremely high IQ and for find IT a piece of p8ss, clients know I cant spell but they prefer to look at my results not my spelling.
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Ah noooooooooo!!!!!!Originally posted by MobileCheese View PostYeah Im really worried about people who manage to generate > 4.5k posts on an internet forum talking total cr*p, ooohhhh Im so scared, what you going to do through some wicked 'World Of Warcraft' moves on me, beat me up with a copy of PC weekly.
Admins please close my account for this pile of sh*t forum you called 'ContractorUk'.
Dont go MobileCheese!!!!! Dont let them get to you!!!

Come on - we're not all evil, stay around man
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Stady onn auld been.Originally posted by MobileCheese View PostYeah Im really worried about people who manage to generate > 4.5k posts on an internet forum talking total cr*p, ooohhhh Im so scared, what you going to do through some wicked 'World Of Warcraft' moves on me, beat me up with a copy of PC weekly.
Admins please close my account for this pile of sh*t forum you called 'ContractorUk'.
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Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostOne should opt for made-to-measure when one is not a great physical specimen or a fat pompous bastard.
Example: A man with five penises looked like a ***** in Tesco mix-and-match, but his Seville row tuxedo fitted him like a glove.
Savile Row - Unless you really meant that he wore a Flamenco version.
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Yeah Im really worried about people who manage to generate > 4.5k posts on an internet forum talking total cr*p, ooohhhh Im so scared, what you going to do through some wicked 'World Of Warcraft' moves on me, beat me up with a copy of PC weekly.Originally posted by Churchill View PostIf you want to start a pissing contest, it pays to size up the competition.
Admins please close my account for this pile of sh*t forum you called 'ContractorUk'.
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One should opt for made-to-measure when one is not a great physical specimen or a fat pompous bastard.
Example: A man with five penises looked like a ***** in Tesco mix-and-match, but his Seville row tuxedo fitted him like a glove.
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It must take a top class dyslexic to spell their own nick wrong. It's 'knobfullof' not 'mobile'
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