Reply to: The how rich are you really poll

[chicane]

My net worth runs into several million rupees.

[Maxamus]

if i sold everything i own at this moment in time i would have about £30,000...................

i dont do savings......i live for now and boy am i enjoying it!

[Bagpuss]

Ignoring the peasants and the loons with millions and millions, looks like Mr/Miss/Mrs Average IT Contractor has a net worth of between 300 and 400K


WTF have you done with all the money you've earned?

Not exactly David Beckham territory.

David Beckam earns 100k a week not a year.

Warning Noddy calculation follows:

Say your average contractor earns 100k per anumn, expenses 10k, wages 10k, corp tax 10k, PAYE 5k, 65 net profit. 10 years= circa 500k if you live like a miser, prob 300 ish, plus interest if you don't, add on average house price inflation of main residence, probably 150k of (profit) equity over the same period . so 300-400 seems reasonable for someone under 10 years


Of course BTL paper millionaires etc are excluded zzzzz

[Diver]

I'm priceless....

Next?

Isn't that the same as worthless ?

[Denny]

I'm priceless....

Next?

[Diver]

Ignoring the peasants and the loons with millions and millions, looks like Mr/Miss/Mrs Average IT Contractor has a net worth of between 300 and 400K


WTF have you done with all the money you've earned?

Not exactly David Beckham territory.

The over a million option was too specific on millions and millions.
You needed a, just over a million option, you dim prawn

[DimPrawn]

Ignoring the peasants and the loons with millions and millions, looks like Mr/Miss/Mrs Average IT Contractor has a net worth of between 300 and 400K


WTF have you done with all the money you've earned?

Not exactly David Beckham territory.

[DiscoStu]

My wealth transcends your Earth pounds and is infact unquantifiable.

Threaded

[Goldenboy]

No I'm Spartacus

[Diver]

Here's a puzzle.

Q. My uncle is my cousins daughters, brothers grandad. How can this be?

Please re-post as a formula

[KathyWoolfe]

I am Spartacus

[Diver]

Dad is that you?

Somebody has to keep an eye on you son

(You know what the judge said )

[DimPrawn]

Here's a puzzle.

Q. My uncle is my cousins daughters, brothers grandad. How can this be?
























A. They are all Spartacus

[Diver]

Yes. They're both Spartacus.

I thought DP was Spartacus

[Bagpuss]

I always relate to Baggy. He's my pal, and one of the few on here that can hold intelligent discourse

Dad is that you?

Nice one.

Hopefully you voted for being REALLY rich to make other people feel bad.

Exactly, In reality I live in a bedsit in Birmingham subletting from a Russian chap, £20 a week and all the squirrels I can eat