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Previously on "I'm gonna be a millionaire & retire..."

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  • KathyWoolfe
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    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
    The Bush Dyslexicon?

    lol...yep....theres lots of these on youtube!

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View Post
    He's almost as prolific with these sayings as Dan Quayle used to be. He's even got a book out of them.
    The Bush Dyslexicon?

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  • wendigo100
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    Shagged with pineapples. That's the only thing they understand.

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  • wendigo100
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    Originally posted by PerlOfWisdom View Post
    To those who have been fooled by this:

    "There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." —President George W. Bush, Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002
    That is profound.

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  • KathyWoolfe
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    Originally posted by PerlOfWisdom View Post
    To those who have been fooled by this:

    "There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." —President George W. Bush, Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002
    He's almost as prolific with these sayings as Dan Quayle used to be. He's even got a book out of them.

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  • PerlOfWisdom
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    George Bush's advice

    To those who have been fooled by this:

    "There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." —President George W. Bush, Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002

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  • KathyWoolfe
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    [quote=DimPrawn;366551Phishers and scammers deserve the death penalty without trial.[/quote]


    The death penalty is too good for them.
    They should be made to sift through the millions and millions of emails circulating on the web for spam or malicious content and then trace what they find back to its source - all while being eaten from the toes upwards by voracious worms which excrete a substance which prevents the death of the culprit until they reach a vital part.
    When this vital part is reached they then secrete a virulent acid which causes extreme agony and which prevents endorphins being released in the culprits' system which may provide anaesthesia.

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  • tim123
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    I'm gonna be a millionaire

    I've got an easier way,

    Just take one dollar to the Bank of Zimbawbe for instant millionaire status.

    tim

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  • tim123
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    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
    Likewise the phishing ones - before reporting them as web forgeries I do like to fill in all the boxes with random numbers and made up names. That must be REALLY annoying for them. At least, I hope so.
    Yep I do that as well.

    I really think that the people advising about avoiding being phished should recommend it to everyone. The fact that a made up name and password is validated as correct is 100% indicator that something is a phish (is the the right word?)

    tim

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  • Jog On
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    419 eater is where these people get dealt with

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  • BrowneIssue
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    What would be nice is a system or set of scripts where I can point it at a Phishing site and it will fill it up with millions of bogus usernames and random passwords, so that the bulk of their Phishing is full of tulipe.
    It was called Blue Frog. The spammers won. Be appalled.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Frog

    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Phishers and scammers deserve the death penalty without trial.
    I disagree absolutely and utterly. They should have a trial. Then executed. (You're thnking of Brazilians.)

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
    When I'm REALLY bored - which is all the time - I make a point of replying to these scams, ignoring the instructions to send personal info and instead:

    "WOW! That's great you managed to find me!!! I had had about the death and wondered if I was due something. What do I need to do now???"

    from a dummy email address that just bounces.

    Only a teeny annoyance to the scammers, I'm sure. But it amuses me.

    Likewise the phishing ones - before reporting them as web forgeries I do like to fill in all the boxes with random numbers and made up names. That must be REALLY annoying for them. At least, I hope so.
    What would be nice is a system or set of scripts where I can point it at a Phishing site and it will fill it up with millions of bogus usernames and random passwords, so that the bulk of their Phishing is full of tulipe.

    Phishers and scammers deserve the death penalty without trial.

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  • BrowneIssue
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    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
    According to the nice Chinese person who sent me a letter offering me a share in 8.3M USD.

    People are so kind...
    When I'm REALLY bored - which is all the time - I make a point of replying to these scams, ignoring the instructions to send personal info and instead:

    "WOW! That's great you managed to find me!!! I had had about the death and wondered if I was due something. What do I need to do now???"

    from a dummy email address that just bounces.

    Only a teeny annoyance to the scammers, I'm sure. But it amuses me.

    Likewise the phishing ones - before reporting them as web forgeries I do like to fill in all the boxes with random numbers and made up names. That must be REALLY annoying for them. At least, I hope so.

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  • BoredBloke
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    You know some people always see the glass half empty. Give it a whirl. You stand to gain a fortune and what have you got to lose. It's a win win situation

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  • DimPrawn
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    It's a scam.

    HTH

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