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BoredBloke replied

19 November 2007, 15:23
"My 1st wife ran off with my best friend.

I was gutted for years.

I really miss him."

How mean is that - not only does she do a runner but she takes his dog also
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SueEllen replied

19 November 2007, 15:16
Large Tesco's have clothes departments.

Next time tell her to go to the Tesco Express while the bread maybe 10p more expensive it will save you £3 plus.
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To BI or not to BI? replied

19 November 2007, 15:16
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

The missus went out to Tescos on saturday and didnt come back for an hour. Nothing unusual really, she normally spends 50 - 90 minutes at the shops on a Saturday.

French baguette?
(hey mods, what's this business about the message being too short then?)
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wendigo100 replied

19 November 2007, 15:15
Who gives her this loaf?

Perhaps he was a bit quicker because he had a copy of Razzle propped up on the headboard.
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Bagpuss replied

19 November 2007, 15:15
ooh and the price of fish
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DimPrawn replied

19 November 2007, 15:14
My 1st wife ran off with my best friend.

I was gutted for years.

I really miss him.
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EternalOptimist started a topic My wife went out for a loaf and didn't come back

19 November 2007, 15:13
My wife went out for a loaf and didn't come back

The missus went out to Tescos on saturday and didnt come back for an hour. Nothing unusual really, she normally spends 50 - 90 minutes at the shops on a Saturday.
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