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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by wendigo100 View Post
    Given a downward slope like that, what can we expect in 15 years time?
    Makes you think, eh? I can't imagine anyone worse than Jade Goody, but I'm sure she exists somewhere.

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  • wendigo100
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    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
    Did you not manage a cheeky photo with your phone?
    I'll see what I can do next time I see her. My phone camera is s h y t e though.

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  • wendigo100
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Ah good old Sammy, icon of the eighties. I suppose her equivalent now is Jade Goody. Conclusive proof that society has declined for ever.
    Given a downward slope like that, what can we expect in 15 years time?

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  • sasguru
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    On a similar analogy comparing the 80s and the 00s:

    Gary Lineker <-> David Beckham


    See what I mean? Tis the end of civilisation.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by IR35 Avoider View Post
    I was on a flight from Boston back to London in 1991 with a passably attractive blonde sitting next to me. She wasn't that tall, and when she leant forward I noticed that she had an unusually broad upper back. I didn't talk to her the whole flight, and hoped she didn't notice the non-stop silent farts I was making the whole trip. (I don't usually have a problem, it must have been something I ate.)

    Half an hour before we landed, she started putting on make-up, which I thought was slightly odd. As she got herself ready, she glanced inside her passport, and I noticed her name. It seemed vaguely familiar, I wondered where I'd heard it. Samantha Fox, anyone?
    Ah good old Sammy, icon of the eighties. I suppose her equivalent now is Jade Goody. Conclusive proof that society has declined for ever.

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  • IR35 Avoider
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    I pulled on a flight once with a young attractive girl sat to my right. Got the girls number and everything.

    Amazing what you can do when your wife is asleep in the seat to your left.
    I was on a flight from Boston back to London in 1991 with a passably attractive blonde sitting next to me. She wasn't that tall, and when she leant forward I noticed that she had an unusually broad upper back. I didn't talk to her the whole flight, and hoped she didn't notice the non-stop silent farts I was making the whole trip. (I don't usually have a problem, it must have been something I ate.)

    Half an hour before we landed, she started putting on make-up, which I thought was slightly odd. As she got herself ready, she glanced inside her passport, and I noticed her name. It seemed vaguely familiar, I wondered where I'd heard it. Samantha Fox, anyone?
    Last edited by IR35 Avoider; 16 November 2007, 23:14.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    So the moral of my story must be that the girl actually liked me and hoped I will chat her up, but I blown it!
    I thought she was meant to blow you. Up, that is.

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  • wendigo100
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    If you really are curious and want an overview, I recommend this - it's not too mathematical:

    http://www.amazon.com/Derivatives-To...f=cm_lmf_tit_2
    Thanks sas. I don't know how long it would hold my interest, so $54 for second hand book sounds a lot.

    BTW Does it include suitable chat-up lines for derivative freaks?

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  • BoredBloke
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    So the moral of my story must be that the girl actually liked me and hoped I will chat her up, but I blown it!
    "So, I get a bit agitated and then notice the girl is reading something - you can't see her face as it's hidden but you can see where she looks: she was holding something in her hands below the table."

    She could well have looked like a bulldog sucking a pi55 stained wasp

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
    Esmerelda
    She was on her way to a receive cataract treatment.

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    What was the girlies name, Emmanuel?
    Esmerelda

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    I pulled on a flight once with a young attractive girl sat to my right. Got the girls number and everything.
    What was the girlies name, Emmanuel?

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    I once took the Eurostar trip and was assigned an almost empty carriage, except for the blond sat next to me. The seat assignments had presumably been a bit of a joke by the ticket saleswoman . The girl moved to another seat. A boring story with no punchline, but at least I kept it short.
    I pulled on a flight once with a young attractive girl sat to my right. Got the girls number and everything.

    Amazing what you can do when your wife is asleep in the seat to your left.

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    I once took the Eurostar trip and was assigned an almost empty carriage, except for the blond sat next to me. The seat assignments had presumably been a bit of a joke by the ticket saleswoman . The girl moved to another seat. A boring story with no punchline, but at least I kept it short.
    So the moral of my story must be that the girl actually liked me and hoped I will chat her up, but I blown it!

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  • TimberWolf
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    I once took the Eurostar trip and was assigned an almost empty carriage, except for the blond sat next to me. The seat assignments had presumably been a bit of a joke by the ticket saleswoman . The girl moved to another seat. A boring story with no punchline, but at least I kept it short.

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